None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

[KingMorgan]

Roger that SK. Tomorrow Spaceman98 swings.

You have my vote.

 

[Arakhor]

In all fairness to everyone concerned, if there's an attempted SW lynch today, there absolutely will be a LotR lynch tomorrow. I just hope that LotR Town can pull something out of the bag.

 

[dcmort93]

In all fairness to everyone concerned, if there's an attempted SW lynch today, there absolutely will be a LotR lynch tomorrow. I just hope that LotR Town can pull something out of the bag.

So then why not go LOTR today to buy yourselves more time?

 

[Arakhor]

Believe me, I've already asked that question of myself. I was voting for Spaceman for much of today, remember.

 

[dcmort93]

Believe me, I've already asked that question of myself. I was voting for Spaceman for much of today, remember.

Then why change your vote. If you are unsure, I'm almost positive that unless camikaze is night killed he will be around to lynch tomorrow and there is no net gain for the LOTR cult if spaceman turns cult.

 

[Camikaze]

In all fairness to everyone concerned, if there's an attempted SW lynch today, there absolutely will be a LotR lynch tomorrow. I just hope that LotR Town can pull something out of the bag.

Doing exactly what LOTR cult wants you to do is hardly the right way to go about pulling something out of a bag.

 

[KingMorgan]

Is there even any SW town left or are they all cultists?

 

[Camikaze]

Doing the maths on that one shouldn't be all that difficult. Though crucially, due to arbitrary balancing decision, only the first four can kill, and it takes two to kill.

 

[dcmort93]

If we were all cultists, I'm pretty sure SW cult victory would be assured

 

[Arakhor]

Indeed. Time will tell if I've doomed LotR Town to a swift and nasty end or just a slow and painful end from SW lynching.

 

[KingMorgan]

Some swift denials there boys, flinch?

 

[dcmort93]

Indeed. Time will tell if I've doomed LotR Town to a swift and nasty end or just a slow and painful end from SW lynching.

Tis better to die fighting than to die a coward

 

[dcmort93]

Some swift denials there boys, flinch?

On the same note, why so hesitant to lynch LOTR cult?

 

[Arakhor]

Some swift denials there boys, flinch?

It's Day Seven. With two SW cultists down, Camikaze would have needed to start with five other friends (I believe) to have everyone in SW Town converted by now.

Tis better to die fighting than to die a coward

Yes. That's what I thought, definitely.

 

[azzaman333]

The one that hasn't suffered any deaths yet. The one that screws LOTR townies over more and more every night, simply by virtue of its continued existence. Killing is the only way I can reduce LOTR townie numbers, but LOTR cult can, has and will do so via conversion. Meanwhile, you can't reduce LOTR cult numbers without a night kill power, which you can only gain through co-operating with me. Once I'm dead, your only recourse will be lynching and you can't reduce the numbers of an expanding cult with that alone. You might be reluctant to let me live because you think you might be a target of mine. But look at the situation from my perspective - who would I be looking to kill tonight? Obviously, a LOTR cultist. They are the biggest roadblock in the way of my continuing existence, and presumably have kills up their sleeve. It doesn't make sense to worry about me killing you if you vote for spaceman.

I'm not asking for trust, as we're not on the same team. I'm asking for something mutually beneficial, given the particular situation we find ourselves in this round.

I'm fairly sure "we will get to killing the LOTR cult tomorrow" has been the refrain for the last four days or so.

It's pretty damn simple, we kill you, and SW cult has next to no chance of winning. That benefits everyone who isn't SW cult, whether it be LotR cult or either LotR or SW town. Everyone who isn't SW cult should vote to kill you if they're playing to win.

 

[azzaman333]

Anyone who is SW town and isn't voting to lynch Camikaze should feel ashamed.

 

[Zack]

TALLY:

[TIMER=11/13/2013 11:59 PM EST; Day Seven Over][/TIMER]

 

[Zack]

"Another close call in the tally. Looks like Camikaze is the lucky winner, today."

"Well, that's one way to put it."

"Didn't this guy used to spend all of his time throwing swastikas in trash cans? How could such a man possibly be evil?"

"I always thought he was a failed suicide pilot who changed his name to hide from the shame."

"Changed one letter that's phonetically identical in this instance?"

"Well, that's what I heard, anyways."

"From where? Your butt?"

"No! From... uh... your butt."

"Why you little! I'll beat your face to a pulpitine for that!"

"What's a poopitine?"

Camikaze could stay quiet no longer. "It's Palpatine, pea-brain!"

"I'm not long enough to do that to my brain."

...

"Oh, I get it! Took me a second."

"Wha... What was the joke? I don't get it."

"Alright, so a man and his family go to see a talent agent..."

"Oh God, not that joke. That one wouldn't even work on CFC, the autocensors would butcher it. I'm talking about the one Zaccino just told a few seconds ago."

"You mean 'poopitine'? Not really much there to get."

"No, after I called him pea-brain."

"Wait, you didn't get that joke? I thought you deliberately set it up for that punchline."

"You mean, you just walked right into that naturally? That wasn't intentional?"

"No, of course not!"

"Well, I was going to have a lightsaber duel with you, but if you can't even get that joke, you don't deserve such an honorable death."

"Explain the joke to me!"

"Never!"

"As if it was even funny..."

"Self-deprecating humor is funny!"

"Not in that instance. And I wouldn't even consider that self-deprecating."

"Please... just tell me... Is it 'the Aristocrats'?"

"No, that's the punchline to the other joke. And shut up."

Zack shot Camikaze in the forehead with his blaster, then proceeded to continue his discussion analyzing the nature of the joke with Zaccino.

Spoiler :

Camikaze was Obi-Wan Kenobi!

Spoiler :

...But he was really Emperor Palpatine, a member of the Star Wars Cult!

TALLY:

Spoiler :

It is now Night Seven.


[TIMER=11/14/2013 11:59 PM EST; Night Seven Over][/TIMER]






ALIVE:

18 / 33

Arakhor
azzaman333
Buddhafish
Darth Feather
dcmort93
Double A
Frozen In Ice
Gone 3 the Celt
Jarrema
johnhughthom
KingMorgan
SamSniped
sirtommygunn
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Stuck in Pi
Takhisis
topsecret


DEAD:

15 / 33

Kennigit - Admiral Ackbar

Dumanios - Han Solo

The Black Knigh - Samwise Gamgee

Autolycus - Lando Calrissian

Red_Spy - Éomer

robbiecon - Jabba the Hutt

Sprig - Arwen

Verarde - Théoden

Askthepizzaguy - Mace Windu / COUNT DOOKU

choxorn - Galadriel

BSmith1068 - Pippin

Visorslash - Aragorn / GANONDORF

Nintz - Anakin Skywalker

Backwards Logic - Yoda / DARTH MAUL

Camikaze - Obi-Wan Kenobi / EMPEROR PALPATINE​

 

[Visorslash]

 

[choxorn]

Zack shot Camikaze in the forehead with his blaster, then proceeded to continue his discussion analyzing the nature of the joke with Zaccino.

Link to video.