None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

[spaceman98]

Which you are already doing.

wait, I thought I was previously voting for Celt... As I said, this game has driven me crazy... or is that just living on 2 hours of sleep?

 

[Arakhor]

You were, but you changed some time back. You then posted a giant post analysis, apparently to convince yourself to vote for the person for whom you already were voting.

 

[topsecret]

It convinced me too.
I will unvote; vote: FII

Also, R2-D2 apparently did something to Saruman in the update; R2, do you know who he is? If so, we will know all the cultists! (R2 could be the Star Wars doctor though...)

 

[sirtommygunn]

R2 actually protected me last night (he didn't tell me he would before the update), though I didn't get the results pm from Zack until after I'd posted about my confusion at living.

 

[Arakhor]

I'm amused that Saruman ran away from R2-D2 because he was scared off by technology, yet Saruman represents the corruption of nature by technology.

 

[topsecret]

I'm amused that Saruman ran away from R2-D2 because he was scared off by technology, yet Saruman represents the corruption of nature by technology.

...

How dare you ruin the update with petty things like detail and such...

 

[JohannaK]

Heh. Ironic.

 

[Zack]

Voting closed 14 minutes ago, update coming.

I'm amused that Saruman ran away from R2-D2 because he was scared off by technology, yet Saruman represents the corruption of nature by technology.

But he's old. Checkmate.

 

[Arakhor]

You wish you'll be that awesome at his age.

 

[Zack]

"Frozen In Ice! Please come to the front of the room to collect your prize."

"What's the prize?"

"A laser through your forehead and my hand on your buttocks!"

"Sexist pig!"

"I like it when you talk dirty."

"Wait, no, Zack, trust me - you don't want this!"

"Shut up, Zaccino! The heart wants what the heart wants!"

"You want dirty, I'll give you dirty."

What happened next is too gruesome to accurately portray using words, but it involved the orifice located between Frozen In Ice's nose and chin.

"Oh, sweet George Lucas! Put that thing back where it came from!"

"Or so help me!"

"No one ever wants to hear me talk... They only care about my good looks."

"Trust me, you do NOT look good when you talk."

"Are you even human? How does your mouth contort so?"

"What? You phrased that-"

"Ahh! Stop talking!"

And Zack shot Frozen In Ice in the forehead, just like he had promised.

"What about the firm spank you were talking about?"

"No."

Spoiler :

Frozen In Ice was Princess Leia!

Spoiler :

...But he was really the Mouth of Sauron, a member of the Lord of the Rings Cult!

TALLY:

Spoiler :

It is now Night Eleven.


[TIMER=11/27/2013 5:30 PM EST; Night Eleven Over][/TIMER]






ALIVE:

13 / 33

Arakhor
azzaman333
Buddhafish
Darth Feather
dcmort93
Gone 3 the Celt
Jarrema
JoanK
sirtommygunn
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Stuck in Pi
topsecret


DEAD:

20 / 33

Kennigit - Admiral Ackbar

Dumanios - Han Solo

The Black Knigh - Samwise Gamgee

Autolycus - Lando Calrissian

Red_Spy - Éomer

robbiecon - Jabba the Hutt

Sprig - Arwen

Verarde - Théoden

Askthepizzaguy - Mace Windu / COUNT DOOKU

choxorn - Galadriel

BSmith1068 - Pippin

Visorslash - Aragorn / GANONDORF

Nintz - Anakin Skywalker

Backwards Logic - Yoda / DARTH MAUL

Camikaze - Obi-Wan Kenobi / EMPEROR PALPATINE

Double A - Legolas

Takhisis - Faramir / SAURON

SamSniped - Gollum / WITCH-KING

KingMorgan - Merry

Frozen In Ice - Princess Leia / MOUTH OF SAURON​

 

[azzaman333]

Well, that was unexpected.


Vader must die.

 

[Arakhor]

Now we see what happens overnight, I guess.

 

[SamSniped]

My cult, my glorious cult... :c

 

[Takhisis]

(I think he means "read" - Jarrema is not a native English speaker)

Ride the rainbow, crack the sky…

I want to ride other... stuff...

You want to ride future mortadella, I assume? I want it tender, dammit.

My cult, my glorious cult... :c

My cult. MINE.

 

[spaceman98]

Vader dies tomorrow no matter what.

 

[Jarrema]

omg

* read

 

[choxorn]

Wait... what is that supposed to mean? Did you misspell read at some point? Are you asking people to read the thread? Something else?

 

[Takhisis]

Read post #2195, choxie dear.

 

[spaceman98]

Wait... what is that supposed to mean? Did you misspell read at some point? Are you asking people to read the thread? Something else?

Its a message that indicates the coming of the new world order!

 

[spaceman98]

Seriously, there needs to be a tinfoil hat smiley