spaceman98
Plotting something
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None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]
- Thread starter Zack
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Yep, I was Frodo the whole time! 
Zack
99% hot gas
Buddhafish waited patiently outside of spaceman98's house for a long time. A really long time. Really long. Seriously, what time is it?
"HAAAUUUGHH!" cried Buddhafish in frustration. He should probably give up and go home. Apparently spaceman98 wasn't in tonight...
On the long, melancholy walk back home, Buddhafish bumped into none other than spaceman98 himself.
"HAAAUUUGHH!" exclaimed Buddhafish in surprise.
He quickly shot spaceman98 in the face, ending his life with the hot taste of lasers.
Spoiler :
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spaceman waited patiently outside of Buddhafish's house for a long time. A really long time. Really long. Seriously, what time is it?
"Jimmy crackers!" cried spaceman98 in frustration. He should probably give up and go home. Apparently Buddhafish wasn't in tonight...
On the long, melancholy walk back home, spaceman98 bumped into none other than Buddhafish himself.
"There you are!" exclaimed spaceman98 in surprise.
He quickly smacked Buddhafish in the face, ending his life with the cold taste of magical wood.
Spoiler :
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dcmort93 cleverly dropped in through the chimney. He barely fit, and he nearly irreparably damaged his hardware when he landed in the fire, but it was nonetheless clever. He calmly whizzed over to topsecret's bedroom, the door to which was conveniently wide open (he had not planned how to open the door if it was closed, what with his lack of hands and all).
"Go away, I'm angry!" yelled topsecret angrily.
"beep boop boo bop"
"Well, I tried to kill someone, but I was stopped by a whiny idiot who sounded like the Joker."
"beep boop boo bop"
"Are you kidding me? You didn't know that Luke Skywalker was the voice of the Joker?"
"beep boop boo bop"
"Bah, that's a technicality. My point stands."
"beep boop boo bop"
"She's actually doing quite well, thanks for asking."
"beep boop boo bop"
"How do YOU know what I'M saying, huh? That's the real question."
"beep boop boo bop"
"Not if I butter it first!"
As topsecret raced off to make toast, he unfortunately fell right into dcmort93's (clever) trap. The toaster electrocuted topsecret so efficiently, there was not even time to make his death a pun on his name.
Spoiler :
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dcmort93 took his time getting home, confident that he had done a good night's work and could now relax. Maybe sneak a peek at some sweet, sweet motherboards online. Much to dcmort93's shock and chagrin, he found someone waiting for him when he opened the door to his home (don't worry about how).
"beep boop boo bop"
Arakhor was having none of it. "I am no man!"
"beep boop boo bop?"
"Shut up, robot!"
The robot did shut up - being shredded to bits will do that to you. It happens to the best of us.
Spoiler :
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In the morning, the remaining five gathered in Minas Tirith one last time.
Arakhor spoke first. "Admit it, Star Wars fools! We have you outnumbered three-to-two! Surre-"
"Wait. Three tutu? What does that mean?" asked the confused Jarrema.
"It roughly translates to 'ham salad baseball' in Galactic Standard," offered SouthernKing.
"No, it is a simple count, imbeciles. We are three, you are two."
"To what?"
"To whom."
"Surrender or we will kill you."
They immediately complied, and everyone lived happily ever after.
...Or did they?
Night summary:
SouthernKing blocks Darth Feather and azzaman333.
Jarrema protects SouthernKing.
azzaman333 tries to become bulletproof, but is blocked by SouthernKing.
Darth Feather tries to kill Jarrema, but is blocked by SouthernKing.
topsecret tries to kill SouthernKing, who is protected by Jarrema.
Buddhafish kills spaceman98.
spaceman98 kills Buddhafish.
dcmort93 kills topsecret.
Arakhor kills dcmort93.
Spoiler :
ALIVE:
5 / 33
Arakhor - Éowyn
azzaman333 - Boromir
Darth Feather - Elrond
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Jarrema - Luke Skywalker
SouthernKing - C-3PO
DEAD:
28 / 33
Kennigit - Admiral Ackbar
Dumanios - Han Solo
The Black Knigh - Samwise Gamgee
Autolycus - Lando Calrissian
Red_Spy - Éomer
robbiecon - Jabba the Hutt
Sprig - Arwen
Verarde - Théoden
Askthepizzaguy - Mace Windu / COUNT DOOKU
choxorn - Galadriel
BSmith1068 - Pippin
Visorslash - Aragorn / GANONDORF
Nintz - Anakin Skywalker
Backwards Logic - Yoda / DARTH MAUL
Camikaze - Obi-Wan Kenobi / EMPEROR PALPATINE
Double A - Legolas
Takhisis - Faramir / SAURON
SamSniped - Gollum / WITCH-KING
KingMorgan - Merry
Frozen In Ice - Princess Leia / MOUTH OF SAURON
JoanK - Gimli / SARUMAN
Stuck in Pi - Qui-Gon Jinn / DARTH VADER
Gone 3 the Celt - PADMÉ AMIDALA
sirtommygunn - BOBA FETT
spaceman98 - Gandalf
topsecret - Frodo
Buddhafish - Chewbacca
dcmort93 - R2-D2
Serial Killer has been eliminated.
LOTR Cult has been eliminated.
Star Wars Cult has been eliminated.
Star Wars Town has been defeated.
Zack
99% hot gas
TOTAL VICTORY:
(no one)
MAJOR VICTORY:
Arakhor, azzaman333, Darth Feather
VICTORY:
BSmith1068, choxorn, Double A, edse (The Black Knigh), KingMorgan, Red_Spy, spaceman98, Sprig, topsecret, Verarde
CLOSE VICTORY:
(no one)
CLOSE DEFEAT:
Jarrema, SouthernKing
DEFEAT:
Visorslash
Askthepizzaguy, Backwards Logic, Camikaze, Gone 3 the Celt, sirtommygunn, Stuck in Pi
Autolycus, Buddhafish, dcmort93, Dumanios, Jarrema, Kennigit, Nintz, robbiecon, SouthernKing
MAJOR DEFEAT:
JoanK (johnhughthom), Frozen In Ice, SamSniped, Takhisis
TOTAL DEFEAT:
(no one)
(no one)
MAJOR VICTORY:
Arakhor, azzaman333, Darth Feather
VICTORY:
BSmith1068, choxorn, Double A, edse (The Black Knigh), KingMorgan, Red_Spy, spaceman98, Sprig, topsecret, Verarde
CLOSE VICTORY:
(no one)
CLOSE DEFEAT:
Jarrema, SouthernKing
DEFEAT:
Visorslash
Askthepizzaguy, Backwards Logic, Camikaze, Gone 3 the Celt, sirtommygunn, Stuck in Pi
Autolycus, Buddhafish, dcmort93, Dumanios, Jarrema, Kennigit, Nintz, robbiecon, SouthernKing
MAJOR DEFEAT:
JoanK (johnhughthom), Frozen In Ice, SamSniped, Takhisis
TOTAL DEFEAT:
(no one)
Zack
99% hot gas
The game is now over. Thanks for playing, everyone!
I will be posting some infodumps (such as the one below) and commentaries soon. Feel free to discuss the game (whether you won, lost, died, survived, or did not play at all), and post your Role PMs and stuff.
QuickTopics
War Phase - Star Wars Town
War Phase - LOTR Town
I will be posting some infodumps (such as the one below) and commentaries soon. Feel free to discuss the game (whether you won, lost, died, survived, or did not play at all), and post your Role PMs and stuff.
QuickTopics
Spoiler :
War Phase - Star Wars Town
Spoiler :
War Phase - LOTR Town
Spoiler :
Visorslash
Deity
Its over. What a great game.
Well played LOTR town, you got the victory in the end! I was rooting for you.
Well played LOTR town, you got the victory in the end! I was rooting for you.
Buddhafish
Abbey Road
Damn. Thank you very much for the game Zack! I enjoyed it a lot!
Congratulations to LOTR town for the victory.
SW town was so close to clutching victory from the jaws of defeat. Well played team, well played.
Congratulations to LOTR town for the victory.
SW town was so close to clutching victory from the jaws of defeat. Well played team, well played.
Visorslash
Deity
By the way, best quicktopic in the game was hands down me and Sprigs.
Read it, you will enjoy it.
Read it, you will enjoy it.
Visorslash
Deity
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...eXZwRU4yOFZFcHBkVm1YU1Z6Umc&usp=sharing#gid=0
Here is the spreadsheet we (LOTR Fellowship) used throughout the game. It was extremely useful.
My role PM:
I got powers every day phase. Can't be roleblocked, Can't be nightkilled, double kill, etc.
Here is the spreadsheet we (LOTR Fellowship) used throughout the game. It was extremely useful.
My role PM:
I got powers every day phase. Can't be roleblocked, Can't be nightkilled, double kill, etc.
Spoiler :
I continue to find it hilarious that both Visor and I semi-randomly targeted Spaceman on N1, and that's how I became part of the town network run by a serial killer.
Did Visor look a bit like a hairy man to anyone else?
Did Visor look a bit like a hairy man to anyone else?
dcmort93
The Stig
Great game by everyone! We almost pulled it out in the end but very well played by LOTR.
Here is my role PM
I was glad to have made it to the end in this incredible game Zack
Here is my role PM
Spoiler :
I was glad to have made it to the end in this incredible game Zack
Oh, come on Zack, you could have kept the game going pointlessly while the LOTR town lynched all of the SW town! You could have broken the posts record from Camikaze's game! You were the chosen one!
(also, now I feel like an ass for making everyone wait two weeks for game to start)
On a statistical note, I think this particular type of split town was one that I've decided that I can't count for player statistics- but I can still count it as a game hosted by you and for most posts/most players. And hey, the 2nd-most posts of all time isn't bad.
(also, now I feel like an ass for making everyone wait two weeks for game to start)
On a statistical note, I think this particular type of split town was one that I've decided that I can't count for player statistics- but I can still count it as a game hosted by you and for most posts/most players. And hey, the 2nd-most posts of all time isn't bad.
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
What a fantastic game. Loved watching it play itself out. Glad to be an early sacrifice for the winning team.
Zack
99% hot gas
It was actually every other night, I believe.
(And I ended up counting lynches as 0.5 kills for you, since I forgot to rebalance your victory conditions after getting 33 players instead of 39).
Also: I probably should not have put Ganondorf in the game, especially with the reduced number of players.
The funny thing is that I was worried that the game would have too many nightkills and go by really quickly. But Visorslash kept hitting people who were bulletproof or protected, LOTR Cult decided not to kill (and Sauron never got his solo-kill), Eomer never leveled up to a full vigilante, Arakhor targeted every member of the LOTR Cult except the one he could kill (and he might have even targeted him before he was converted), the vigilantes/serial killer died fairly early...
The kill count was only so low due to a bunch of unlikely events.
Yeah, I think it subverts the nature of uninformed majority vs. informed minority, especially having two "towns" diametrically opposed to each other.
You're not counting it for individual wins/losses?
Nintz
King of the Britons
Good game for sure. First major Mafia I've been able to see through to completion if I am correct.
Zack
99% hot gas
Huh, I didn't realize you were that new.
EDIT: Looking at your history, you just joined at a low point in activity.
Nintz
King of the Britons
I would if I had personally been active in it. I was not.
I figured as much.
*blows at the cobwebs* My power was to vigilante-kill a Nazgûl and apparently there weren't any in the game to start with. I'm sure they're still hiding somewhere, under the backdrop... It was a great game though.
