Old Spice Guy's Military Life

[DKatana10]

Was just on 'that' popular image board website and the below picture which looks like one of those Afghanistan leaked documents in the news today.

Apparently the Isaiah dude who did the Old Spice ads may have been in the black ops?

Make of it what you will.

I wasn't sure how to compact the image smaller, so apologies for the size - if it could be shrank to a thumbnail that'd be great.

 

[Godwynn]

But did he find any diamonds in Afghanistan?

 

[Joecoolyo]

His Wikipedia page says nothing of military service.

 

[DKatana10]

His Wikipedia page says nothing of military service.

He was spec-ops...everyone knows they hush it up like it never happened!!

 

[Glassfan]

I think Dan Rather would be very interested in this.

 

[Bill3000]

Maybe he was trying to find out if Old Spice body wash was alright for the Taliban?

 

[Bugfatty300]

Very official looking document there.

I didn't know SOCOM ID portraits are taken at weird angles with the background cropped out with MS paint.

Oh yeah and it was very nice of the censorship guys to blackout all the names but not censor the photo or his apparent identification number.

 

[DKatana10]

Very official looking document there.

I didn't know SOCOM ID portraits are taken at weird angles with the background cropped out with MS paint.

Oh yeah and it was very nice of the censorship guys to blackout all the names but not censor the photo or his apparent identification number.

Dude. Your post had me laughing for about three minutes on end just now - you basically wrote everything I thought when putting this here. Haven't laughed that much at a forum post in years!

But...it might be an idea to 'fix' those shortcomings - perhaps leaving part of the ID thing then mailing it to certain news media dumb/careless enough to think it real. The big news today is the Wikileaks Afghan story...imagine if the image showed up on a website or some local TV as one of the 90,000+ leaked documents.

 

[kosiosko 1]

you will notice that the document references to the cavalry... its his horse that they are concealing the identity of

 

[Yared]

I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[classical_hero]

you will notice that the document references to the cavalry... its his horse that they are concealing the identity of

So the horse used in the ad was not his horse from his time in the military?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

If you use Old Spice you just end up with an Old Slapper.

 

[Cutlass]

Bruce Campbell is the only great Old Spice guy.

 

[Yared]

No But he's equally badass.

 

[Perfection]

Dude, noone is as badass as Bruce.

 

[Yared]

Link to video.

They are badass in different ways.

 

[Perfection]

Yes, but Bruce is more badass.

 

[Yared]

Fine. But only because he's way older and still pretty pimp.

 

[nonconformist]

SWAN DIVE .x

 

[ParkCungHee]

Hello Taliban. Look at your soldiers, now back to mine, now back at your soldiers, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine, but if you stopped hiding in caves and switched to fighting like a man, they could battle like they're mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the white house lawn, with the soldiers your soldiers could fight like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's a 72 virgins with that thing you like. Look again, THE VIRGINS ARE NOW WEARING BURQAS! Anything is possible when you fight like a man and not a terrorist. I'm in special forces.