Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run

[Kennigit]

All good things come to an end

/emo

 

[Takhisis]

The other day I had to pee sitting down and the stream was so strong it lifted my firehose and I peed a third of it through the seat and the bowl. Had to change pants and clean up.

I suggest that you use a hand to hold the firehose down.

I used to get this, still do if I stop smoking weed for an extended period. May I suggest a joint a week? Especially if you pregame it for a week or two by smoking every day.

Maybe you feel poorly when you ‘stop smoking weed’ because of something called withdrawal syndrome…

 

[Cutlass]

What sort of miserable excuse for a human being would sponsor this bill? Two people, it seems, though one has apparently withdrawn his support a day after the article went live.

A "family values" conservative.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I have actually never used urinals, like at all. My parents insist that sitting down is the civilized way to use the bathroom, and it is also Sunnah. I'm so used to it now that sttanding up to use the urinals seems weird to me. Like, why would you pull your pants down in front of strangers?

You don't pull your pants down unless you're five. You just open the fly and let'er rip.

Rant: Spent so long debugging a particular piece of code that now that I am finished, I don't remember how to finish the rest of it!

 

[Hygro]

I suggest that you use a hand to hold the firehose down.

Yeah thought my thighs had a good catch on my massively girthed dong, but I was wrong, and I was trying to watch some Starcraft.

Maybe you feel poorly when you ‘stop smoking weed’ because of something called withdrawal syndrome…

This is not consistent with what I wrote, Do u
restart level at last check point
or quit game?

 

[Lohrenswald]

But yeah, every day it's like a struggle to get myself up and working on my daily stuff. And then continuing to work rather than shifting focus and getting distracted.

Tell you what, I had that exact problem today
but I failed
I only did about a couple hours work today when I should have done at least 8, preferably like 14

I'm now about 4 weeks behind on assignments
and I'm supposed to write a report by friday, which I haven't started on. The report will not be accepted and I'll fail the course
And I still haven't read anything this semester. I think I have to read like 500 pages by tomorrow

these are all rants befitting ths thread, I think

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Yeah thought my thighs had a good catch on my massively girthed dong, but I was wrong, and I was trying to watch some Starcraft.

Hands-less sitting down is living dangerously, man. I don't recommend it.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Sodding god damnit I've been in school all my bloody life and to me school is all that exists and now I'm bloody failing it like I'm about to drop out
I always used to get top grades
What the hell am I going to do
I'm terrified

 

[Arakhor]

It's hardly the end of the world. After all, you can still end up with a minimum-wage job in the middle of nowhere, even with the best qualifications.

 

[Lohrenswald]

I don't want that
I even not want that

 

[Borachio]

Well then. If you drop out with no qualifications, you won't end up over-qualified with a minimum wage job.

 

[Lohrenswald]

I guess I read Arkhor's post too fast
still though

 

[Borachio]

I'm not sure I follow you.

I've never had anything but minimum wage jobs. And look at me!

On second thoughts, don't look at me!

 

[The_J]

I used to get this, still do if I stop smoking weed for an extended period. May I suggest a joint a week? Especially if you pregame it for a week or two by smoking every day.

Note: prorolled joints in NL always contain tobacco because Europeans are uncivilized. If rolling is a hassle, pipes are fine. Eating it also works.

Not a smoker
I'd rather use my google skills to figure out if there's any disease I could potentially have. This is really not normal anymore, but the last blood test didn't show anything, and the doctor basically said "unlucky" .

Sodding god damnit I've been in school all my bloody life and to me school is all that exists and now I'm bloody failing it like I'm about to drop out
I always used to get top grades
What the hell am I going to do
I'm terrified

Cool down. In a few years nobody will care anymore about your grades. They're not that important.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Cool down. In a few years nobody will care anymore about your grades. They're not that important.

I need to get a C in every subject this semester to be allowed to take a master degree
and if the grades are all F's people will care about it

and I care about it too

there's literaly no alternative I can imagine

 

[Daw]

If there's no alternative then everything is going to be exactly that mandatory single-option way. And you just lean back, relax, and watch it happen.

Or there is a possible alternative after all?

 

[Hygro]

Not a smoker
I'd rather use my google skills to figure out if there's any disease I could potentially have. This is really not normal anymore, but the last blood test didn't show anything, and the doctor basically said "unlucky" .

Been there. MRIs, CAT scans, spinal taps, blood tests galore. Western, Eastern, orthodox and heterodox. Two dozen prescriptions over many years, months of PICC injections, and even some hyperbaric oxygen treatment when it finally got figured out. Private insurance has its benefits.

there's literaly no alternative I can imagine

Maybe your subconscious loves you and wants to free you from having to imagine possibilities as the only way forward

ok someone tell me how to get fiftychat working. What client should I get and how do I get there?

 

[W|M]

It's working fine with mibbit, which is browser-based

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

there's literaly no alternative I can imagine

This is the trap dude, and I am terribly guilty of this thought process myself sometimes, but life almost always gives us alternatives.

 

[gay_Aleks]

It's working fine with mibbit, which is browser-based

Y'all should just move to Chatango. Got avatars and coloured text and what-not.