Random Rants 80: Computer Says No

[aimeeandbeatles]

I woke up choking on my own mucus. That wasn't fun.

 

[AdamCrock]

small rant: My mouse wheel is getting weird on me !

 

[rah]

Don't feel bad. I've had the same high end stylist for over 30 years. I never had to say a work, I'd walk in and come out looking exactly like I wanted.
He finally retired to care for his sick wife. I went to a sports clip. Argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

 

[JohannaK]

No haircut is ever gonna look good on me ever again, so why bother.

 

[Arakhor]

I woke up choking on my own mucus. That wasn't fun.

I've done that more than once. It's not at all pleasant.

 

[Zkribbler]

No haircut is ever gonna look good on me ever again, so why bother.

I went 13 years without a good hair cut. Finally I started cutting it myself. Then a female friend of mine dragged me off to her ultra-expensive hair stylist. She did a good job. Now that I'm in the Philippines, I pay $2, and they do a real good job.

 

[JohannaK]

I have recently hit what seems like a point of no return in hair loss where I honestly can't take a picture of myself.

 

[Zkribbler]

I have recently hit what seems like a point of no return in hair loss where I honestly can't take a picture of myself.

I once thought about shaving my head.

 

[AdamCrock]

I can't help it - after a couple of Rum & Nuka Cola I've willingly entered "reminiscence mode : on". It is a mode which I somewhat detest and like at the same time. It is when I think of all the past experiences and outcomes, followed by nostalgia and mixed feelings like sadness and happiness. I saw an old GF of mine on one of those social media profiles, thought about her a bit, than drifted on as the "reminiscence" mode swallowed me deeper, my thoughts about music, my role in life, what is and what isn't life, does anything have meaning ? Some wild ideas came over my head like a tornado, suddenly silenced when that nostalgic song ended. I don't know what should I do , on one hand I do like that state - it is very rich with emotions but hurting as well, how do I cope ? and why am I ranting so much about it ?

 

[rah]

Just don't get the tattoo of the hair stubble. I saw that the other day, and I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Takhisis]

@Synsensa: what do you mean ‘now’?

Nose was clogged up the whole night. The good part: Can't get worse!

There could have been a girl.

 

[AdamCrock]

@Synsensa: what do you mean ‘now’?

There could have been a girl.

"Achoooo !!"

 

[Synobun]

@Synsensa: what do you mean ‘now’?

El Presidente thanks you for your vigilance for your community, and asks that you pay the 50 pesos fee for the neighbourhood watch.

 

[Takhisis]

Fifty pesos is not even a Canadian dollar.

 

[Synobun]

Fifty pesos is not even a Canadian dollar.

That sounds like an Argentinian problem to me.

i <3 u

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I asked for 2.5 inches off and layering. I got 4+ inches off and a buzz below the ear. Normally I would have stopped them right away to correct the mistake, but the lady immediately went for the clipper and took a too-long chunk out of my hair, so it was too late. Better to just let the disaster finish.

Something similar happened to me a few hair cuts back but the results weren't as disastrous. I feel for you man.

I woke up choking on my own mucus. That wasn't fun.

Are you me?

I have recently hit what seems like a point of no return in hair loss where I honestly can't take a picture of myself.

Right behind you buddy. I feel for you too.

I once thought about shaving my head.

I wish I was allowed to.

Rant
I let the dog cuddle on me, he repays me by farting in my face. Bad dog!

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I don't know what should I do

Enjoy the good memories. Over on TrekBBS I just encountered someone else who worked on a production of Jesus Christ Superstar. I worked on two of them, 38 years ago and 18 years ago, respectively. It's nice, reminiscing about some of the most fun I've ever had in my life.

I don't see the problem. The girl is thin enough to easily escape through the bars.

 

[Synobun]

Rant
I let the dog cuddle on me, he repays me by farting in my face. Bad dog!

He's just doing what we all wish we could, Hobbs.

 

[AdamCrock]

I don't see the problem. The girl is thin enough to easily escape through the bars.

Finding a way out of a seemingly impossible situation is a proof of great intelligence ! I salute You

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Senior Director of Engineering: Job titles aren't important and don't matter
Me (in my head): Yes, that's good to know. Mind if I call you Junior Intern Wrangler from here on?
Senior Director of Engineering: Not like that