Random Rants Eighty-Four: Rants Gone Wild!!!!

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I dont always pee whilst standing, but when I do I lift the seating ring to prevent absolutely any spilling over it at all. It is not that hard. There are no excuses. When I go into a public toilet and the sesting ring is full of yellow-greenish droplets, I am disgusted at the slovenliness and the poor disposition that people seem to have.

I don't think public restrooms are indicative of people's bathroom habits. A lot of people, myself included, are disgusted by the idea of touching a toilet seat in a public restroom and as such, will not put in the effort to lift it.

That doesn't mean I don't lift the toilet seat up at home though.
 
I don't think public restrooms are indicative of people's bathroom habits. A lot of people, myself included, are disgusted by the idea of touching a toilet seat in a public restroom and as such, will not put in the effort to lift it.
Sounds perfectly indicative to me, you're just unaccepting of the fact that you're the one who makes it disgusting.
 
TIL that there are actually people who will pee without lifting the seat. I genuinely never knew, or even imagined, such a thing.
 
I usually just chew gum for a dry mouth. Make sure to get the kind with xyitol (or something like that) because I think it's better for your teeth than other ones.

mmhh... don't like chewing gum that much :/.


Worse rant: My ex is texting me again.
The now ex-BF is texting her again. He blocked her yesterday, but now reversed that. He's bothering her like every second night. Because he's then drunk. This time apparently on cocaine.
I'm just happy that lives like 40 km by car away. So if he gets drunk every night, he will at least not show up on her doorstep. And if so, there's at least a good reason to call the police. And with some luck he kills himself while in the car.
Oh boy...
 
If it's so easy, how do you explain the messes I've been cleaning up for the last decade when I've had a man living in my house?
Well, I did say a good guiding hand. Alcohol, as rah says, might be a culprit, or maybe incorrect/nonexistent training.

From what I hear, Mr. KB is a slob, so the latter option is most probably the right one.
 
TIL that there are actually people who will pee without lifting the seat. I genuinely never knew, or even imagined, such a thing.

But if I lift the seat I fall inside the toilet
 
Sounds perfectly indicative to me, you're just unaccepting of the fact that you're the one who makes it disgusting.

I'm just protecting myself. I don't know who has sat their nasty ass on that seat or when they sat on it and there are a lot of diseases that can be transmitted by touching a toilet seat. And is much rather risk dribbling some pee on the seat than risk getting some kind of infection or illness.

At home I don't mind touching the seat because I know who has been using it.
 
I'm just protecting myself. I don't know who has sat their nasty ass on that seat or when they sat on it and there are a lot of diseases that can be transmitted by touching a toilet seat. And is much rather risk dribbling some pee on the seat than risk getting some kind of infection or illness.

At home I don't mind touching the seat because I know who has been using it.
Footwear man, footwear.
 
Use a foot to push up the lid/seat. Noice.
 
These boots are made for walkin'.

I am sure they are advertised as "multi-purpose."

More seriously, of much less concern to me is the nasty or clean state of whatever ass sat there before. You lift the seat by hooking something under the edge and that means the bottom surface. Even the cleanest ass may have splashed something really nasty up on there. Since I don't wear gloves regularly I lift toilet seats with my foot, even at home. If your boots aren't up to the task you need some sneakers.
 
As Tim said, footwear. I prefer to take toilet paper when available and actually brad the seat through the protection. I am also compelled to actually wipe the ring with toilet paper when splattered because, honestly, I don't anyone to go through that same disgust.
 
I once went into a public bathroom and found somebody had bled on the seats and hadn't cleaned it up afterwards. That's just rude.
 
Spilt blood can be seriously dangerous (and that's without going into how it makes me feel).
 
Spilt blood can be seriously dangerous (and that's without going into how it makes me feel).

This has made me question my willingness to bite people over the more recent years of my lifetime, but having made it as far as I have I am loath to change a successful strategy.
 
Well, if you ever give up your propensity to shed blood, you might be said to be giving it the old "haem ho".
 
Blood in a ladies' restroom was not likely caused by a wound.

It's gross, I've seen it too, but in the bowl at least and not on the seats. Flush, people!
 
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