Random Rants Eighty-Four: Rants Gone Wild!!!!

[Commodore]

many/most men don't notice messes at the same level women do. And they don't change much over time. What you got is what you got. And the ability to aim doesn't mean a man will use it or pay any attention.

Yet another benefit of military service. You will learn, one way or another, how to spot messes and ensure the area you are responsible for is white glove clean.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Yet another benefit of military service. You will learn, one way or another, how to spot messes and ensure the area you are responsible for is white glove clean.

Yeah, I'm thinking that my gf would dispute this theory.

 

[Commodore]

Yeah, I'm thinking that my gf would dispute this theory.

Well everyone knows the Navy ain't got no discipline. Well, maybe the crayon-eaters that try to act like they aren't part of the Navy have some discipline...

I kid, I kid.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Well everyone knows the Navy ain't got no discipline. Well, maybe the crayon-eaters that try to act like they aren't part of the Navy have some discipline...

I kid, I kid.

Oddly enough, my oldest kid somehow got that anal retentive clean freak aspect of the military that missed me completely. Maybe being born in a Navy hospital affected him somehow...

 

[Takhisis]

Well everyone knows the Navy ain't got no discipline.

Is this related to the process whereby the members of the Royal Navy are not officially gentlemen in British protocol, or is it a case of convergent evolution in the (former) colonies?

 

[Commodore]

Is this related to the process whereby the members of the Royal Navy are not officially gentlemen in British protocol, or is it a case of convergent evolution in the (former) colonies?

It's a case of the different branches of the US military deriving enjoyment from giving the other branches a hard time. Hence why I also referred to the Marine Corps as "crayon-eaters."

 

[Takhisis]

Ah. Convergent evolution it is then.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: Something stole control of my Print Screen key again, making Greenshot complain.

 

[Bootstoots]

Rant 1/?, related to this post

Pizza with copious hot sauce is not the best dinner to choose when you're about to do something that is known to cause diarrhea. Especially when you have IBS with diarrhea anyway.

edit: fixed link

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Link doesn't seem to work. At least not for me. I click it and nothing happens.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: I bit my tongue, stubbed my toe, and banged my elbow against a doorway all in the span of a half-hour.

 

[JohannaK]

That is an omen.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Rant: I bit my tongue, stubbed my toe, and banged my elbow against a doorway all in the span of a half-hour.

I really expected that to end with "all at the same time." Less rantworthy than it could have been.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Even though I took it on time, my levodopa wore off when I was sleeping and I woke up twisted like a pretzel. That was painful.

 

[Synobun]

To my utmost despair, I suddenly enjoy peas.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Why is that despair?

Also change your title back to Sweet Pea.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Peas are the devil's vegetable. Just like broccoli.

 

[Zkribbler]

Rant 1/?, related to this post.

Pizza with copious hot sauce is not the best dinner to choose ... when you have IBS with diarrhea anyway.

Good grief! This is sheer madness!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

How much friendlier can a vegetable be than a small almost perfectly round green sphere? I have never understood how anyone cannot like peas.

 

[Commodore]

How much friendlier can a vegetable be than a small almost perfectly round green sphere? I have never understood how anyone cannot like peas.

I was mugged by a pea once.