Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?

[Takhisis]

And then there's these here job things.

 

[Takhisis]

My father has been eating my Oreos.

 

[cardgame]

A true injustice.

 

[Snerk]

My father has been eating my Oreos.

This sounds like a code for something completely different.

I.e. "the goose flies at midnight" or something.

So what are you really saying, Tak?

 

[dusters]

rant -

The sleeping pills which were working for 2 weeks have stopped being effective. It has been the same for 3-4 types of pills already and my psychiatrist said that since I have a brain tumor, no pills will really help me.

it has been a long road insomnia, here I greet you again. I really need to find something productive to do in these 2am-5am hours when I'm half asleep.

 

[Takhisis]

This sounds like a code for something completely different.

I.e. "the goose flies at midnight" or something.

So what are you really saying, Tak?

It means that my father has been sneaking my Oreos out of the kitchen cupboard and eating them.

My.

Oreos.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Yes, and while that happens, [fill in bad thing happening] is also occurring.

 

[Dachs]

It means that my father has been sneaking my Oreos out of the kitchen cupboard and eating them.

My.

Oreos.

dude you gotta admit "stealing my Oreos" sounds like a euphemism for something

 

[gay_Aleks]

I don't know. Aren't they usually attached to the body? Trying to separate them from the body would be something you'd notice.

 

[Snerk]

rant -

The sleeping pills which were working for 2 weeks have stopped being effective. It has been the same for 3-4 types of pills already and my psychiatrist said that since I have a brain tumor, no pills will really help me.

it has been a long road insomnia, here I greet you again. I really need to find something productive to do in these 2am-5am hours when I'm half asleep.

Sorry to hear that, insomnia can be very destructive. What kind of pills have you been taking? Amitriptyline really helped for my insomnia for a long while but I'm back off them now due to some possible side effects.

The closest thing I have to a productive 2am-5am activity is audiobooks. But often enough I'm way too tired for that. Just not tired enough to fall sleep..

 

[Dachs]

I don't know. Aren't they usually attached to the body? Trying to separate them from the body would be something you'd notice.

wow you took that to a weird place

 

[Takhisis]

Snerk, have you tried moving to a place on the planet where the sun actually sets?

Yes, and while that happens, [fill in bad thing happening] is also occurring.

Yes. I am not eating my Oreos.

dude you gotta admit "stealing my Oreos" sounds like a euphemism for something

I don't joke about such things. I have a rather limited supply of those delicious cream-filled biscuit sandwiches.

 

[gay_Aleks]

you underestimated the power of posting regularly on OT

that is, the way you begin to lose sense of shame/sensitivity

I don't joke about such things. I have a rather limited supply of those delicious cream-filled biscuit sandwiches.

Now that's an euphemism!

 

[Snerk]

Snerk, have you tried moving to a place on the planet where the sun actually sets?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a big fan of sunny nights. I'd gladly welcome some darkness in these summer nights. Now, my bedroom gets pretty dark, but I'd prefer complete black out.

 

[gay_Aleks]

I wouldn't mind a blackout for the entire summer, as its majestic rise from its malevolent skythrone in the skies only signifies one more attempt of the Sun trying to take us all out.

 

[Snerk]

Then you'd really love it here abouts at around mid-winter.

Delicious delicious darkness.

 

[gay_Aleks]

yes but unfortunately I am also not a big fan of having my balls frozen off tho

 

[Takhisis]

you underestimated the power of posting regularly on OT

that is, the way you begin to lose sense of shame/sensitivity

Join the dark side… we have kitties.

Now that's an euphemism!

Unlike other posters, I haven't yet expressed an intention to visit Bulgaria's beaches.

Oh, and he's done it again. He's just eaten more of my Oreos.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a big fan of sunny nights. I'd gladly welcome some darkness in these summer nights. Now, my bedroom gets pretty dark, but I'd prefer complete black out.

Your body responds to it anyway.

 

[W|M]

I don't joke about such things. I have a rather limited supply of those delicious cream-filled biscuit sandwiches.

Cream which has actually been replaced with cocaine paste?

 

[Snerk]

yes but unfortunately I am also not a big fan of having my balls frozen off tho

Just attach the Nads Warmer 4000 accessory.