Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One

[Broken_Erika]

What aimee said.

Pffft! Liar! Kyriakos' WAS right, wasn't he? Snerk the Smeghead Reindeer!

 

[Cutlass]

Rant: I get behind on all the ranting I need to do until I forget what I wanted to rant about.

 

[Snerk]

I reject your reality and proclaim the objective superiority of Kyriakos' hypothesis.

Very well. I accept the Kyriverse as my new reality!

Pffft! Liar! Kyriakos' WAS right, wasn't he? Snerk the Smeghead Reindeer!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Too much coffee and tea, and now I am racing around the internet like a hypercaffeinated jackrabbit in the small hours of the morning!

 

[Zkribbler]

Is this Timsup2nothin?

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I had three beers last night over the course of 4 hours and while eating and hydrating. I still feel a bit hungover. Aging sucks.

 

[Kyriakos]

Very well. I accept the Kyriverse as my new reality!

Best thing about it is that, in reality, accepting it or not plays no role, and you are bound to it regardless.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Saturday night.
Just got home.
I'm enraged,
I mean ENRAGED !!!

What's the point ?
What's the damned point ?

 

[Takhisis]

Making your boxes comply with the ISPM15 standard, for one thing.

 

[Kyriakos]

Saturday night.
Just got home.
I'm enraged,
I mean ENRAGED !!!

What's the point ?
What's the damned point ?

This will soothe you:

 

[Takhisis]

Dangit, Commander Kitty's officially gone on an indefinite hiatus.

Here's to your return, CK!

 

[JohannaK]

I prefer this one

 

[The_J]

Caught a cold on Saturday, which prevents me today from going to my dance class .

 

[Takhisis]

Where will you find girls to pine after then?

 

[Commodore]

So at this point it is pretty much guaranteed that Anthem is going to be another monumental failure for Bioware. And if that proves true, this failure could be the final blow that destroys Bioware for good.

For those who don't know: Anthem, a game which has been in development since 2012, was supposed to be released this year. The game has now been pushed back to 2019 as Bioware continues to hemorrhage its top talent that has been working on the game. In the last year, Bioware has lost 4 senior staff that were working on Anthem, with two of those departures coming in the last week. While EA and Bioware claim those departures had nothing to do with the delay in the game's release, the timing of the announcement would seem to indicate otherwise.

There are also anonymous sources from within Bioware that claim the game was internally reviewed and that review basically described it as a trainwreck. Those anonymous sources also said there is an atmosphere of fear at Bioware Edmonton. Fear that if Anthem fails, EA will shut them down like they shut down Visceral and Bioware Montreal.

It's just so sad to see one of the most beloved video game development studios out there fall so far from grace. Not only is Bioware dying, but they are dying in just about the ugliest way a game development studio can die.

 

[Kyriakos]

^Still should allow for less of a fiasco than some other game... No Man's Sky is the limit.

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: AAAAARGGGHHH NEW TERM STARTS TODAY MAN THE PUMPS EVERYONE TO COMBAT STATIONS EXECUTE PRISONERS CHARGE PLASMA GUNS BUY MORE ICECREAM ACTIVATE CIWS AAAAAA

 

[Broken_Erika]

Here at work there's a carton of milk in the fridge. I'm pretty sure it's been there since October, but the best before date is facing the back of the fridge, and i'm not touching it!

 

[Synobun]

Here at work there's a carton of milk in the fridge. I'm pretty sure it's been there since October, but the best before date is facing the back of the fridge, and i'm not touching it!

You have to touch it, lest it gain sentience and target you first.

 

[Takhisis]

You should get a pair of armoured gloves.