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Going to the average Starbucks must be pretty... bad for you.

I avoid Starbucks at all costs. Not only is it overpriced non-coffee, it's also filled with some pretty obnoxious people too. I feel bad for employees that work there.
 
I avoid Starbucks at all costs. Not only is it overpriced non-coffee, it's also filled with some pretty obnoxious people too. I feel bad for employees that work there.

Yeah, while I really enjoy the atmosphere of the interiors itself the coffee is overpriced. My dad, he just buys the really cheap normal coffee that no one buys and then adds ice and milk and all that stuff and voila he just saved himself $5.
 
I generally dislike coffee anyway.
 
I can't stand coffee at all. (Europe)
 
I can't stand coffee at all. (Europe)

But but... the Irish make fantastic coffee! Not talking about the type with alcohol, haven't tried that.

Don't strangle me preez. Hollywood isn't my doing, and I live really far away from it.
 
Wut? OMG, what continent are you from?
Tea is superior to coffee, you know.
I can't stand coffee at all. (Europe)
Tea, black, with sugar, is an excellent drink. But technically, Europe is the land to the south-east of Great Britain.
But but... the Irish make fantastic coffee! Not talking about the type with alcohol, haven't tried that.
Irish… without alcohol? I know you people tend to romanticise Ireland but this is going too far.
 
I generally dislike coffee anyway.

This will change while you advance in your studies of Finnish language.

Irish… without alcohol? I know you people tend to romanticise Ireland but this is going too far.

Irish Coffee is the supreme form of a superb product - just bloody expensive here with no apparent reason. Funnily enough the best IC I've ever drank was in Chamonix, France of all places. Extremely cool mugs, too but unfortunately they were unwilling to sell'em.
 
This will change while you advance in your studies of Finnish language.
Yes, you people have a lot of words for disliking stuff. I can do more than merely disliking.
Grendeldef said:
Irish Coffee is the supreme form of a superb product - just bloody expensive here with no apparent reason. Funnily enough the best IC I've ever drank was in Chamonix, France of all places. Extremely cool mugs, too but unfortunately they were unwilling to sell'em.
I believe that adding 'kahvi' to 'viina' shouldn't be that expensive.
 
Rant: My textbook on Chinese history is so wrong about the Mongols. Apparently, they couldn't shoot bows from horseback until they acquired stirrups from the Jin, they coalesced at an unknown date and "migrated from their homelands" for unknown reasons, possibly climatic, and invented "slingshots" with counterweights as well as fire lances. And tomorrow this misinformation will be taught to another class of impressionable students who don't know that it is wrong. Aaaaarrrrgh

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Actually, they had always practiced horse archery just like any other steppe nomads, they already had stirrups, and stirrups are unnecessary for horse archery; the Parthians and Scythians did just fine without them. The And tomorrow this crap will be parroted to more and more people. The Mongol unification and conquests weren't some mysterious demographic developments lost to time and poor records; they unified in 1206, and didn't migrate so much as send out armies to conquer. Counterweight trebuchets are not "slingshots", which are boys' toys invented with vulcanized rubber in the late 19th century. They are more like staff slings. And the fire lance was a Song Chinese invention, not Mongol, and since it was a very short-range infantry weapon that was potentially unreliable and took a while to reload, it was mass-produced for garrisons for siege defense and the Mongols never bothered with it.
 
Rant: My textbook on Chinese history is so wrong about the Mongols. Apparently, they couldn't shoot bows from horseback until they acquired stirrups from the Jin, they coalesced at an unknown date and "migrated from their homelands" for unknown reasons, possibly climatic, and invented "slingshots" with counterweights as well as fire lances. And tomorrow this misinformation will be taught to another class of impressionable students who don't know that it is wrong. Aaaaarrrrgh

Spoiler explanation of rant :
Actually, they had always practiced horse archery just like any other steppe nomads, they already had stirrups, and stirrups are unnecessary for horse archery; the Parthians and Scythians did just fine without them. The And tomorrow this crap will be parroted to more and more people. The Mongol unification and conquests weren't some mysterious demographic developments lost to time and poor records; they unified in 1206, and didn't migrate so much as send out armies to conquer. Counterweight trebuchets are not "slingshots", which are boys' toys invented with vulcanized rubber in the late 19th century. They are more like staff slings. And the fire lance was a Song Chinese invention, not Mongol, and since it was a very short-range infantry weapon that was potentially unreliable and took a while to reload, it was mass-produced for garrisons for siege defense and the Mongols never bothered with it.


Personally I've always been more worried about professors or TAs who spread misinformation about history (or something else) because at least from what I've seen students are less likely to retain about a textbook says compared to a TA or professor, especially if the TA or professor is particularly charismatic. Several cases in point:

  • I had a history TA who said the ancient Egyptian state was founded in 4000 or 5000 BCE and that we should be calling it Kemet. The last part is amusing because, while the ancient Egyptians did call it Kmt, there's kind of no point because we don't call China Zhongguo or the Sassanid Empire Eranshahr or whatever so there's no need. He also mentioned some other really bad non-modern history in general. As a side note, this TA also taught Asian-American history at a community college. He was pretty knowledgeable about modern American history, yes, but his knowledge of anything earlier than the Renaissance was pretty off.
  • I also had an extremely charismatic International Studies professor - probably the most charismatic I've ever had, the kind who's supposed to inspire you and make you want to do better things - who's spouted some rather outdated historical ideas and facts, though I don't exactly remember what they were at this time.
  • One professor (who otherwise was alright) said there were three countries in the world that were never colonized by the Europeans: Iran, Turkey, and Ethiopia (I think). Japan wasn't one of them, apparently.

Of course even the best professors will occasionally make a slip, but I worry most are those who make slips in areas they don't specialize in (a political science professor making a mistake in history, or a historian of WWII touting some outdated ideas about antiquity, etc.), especially if they're charismatic.
 
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Personally I've always been more worried about professors or TAs who spread misinformation about history (or something else) because at least from what I've seen students are less likely to retain about a textbook says compared to a TA or professor, especially if the TA or professor is particularly charismatic. Several cases in point:

  • I had a history TA who said the ancient Egyptian state was founded in 4000 or 5000 BCE and that we should be calling it Kemet. The last part is amusing because, while the ancient Egyptians did call it Kmt, there's kind of no point because we don't call China Zhongguo or the Sassanid Empire Eranshahr or whatever so there's no need. He also mentioned some other really bad non-modern history in general. As a side note, this TA also taught Asian-American history at a community college. He was pretty knowledgeable about modern American history, yes, but his knowledge of anything earlier than the Renaissance was pretty off.
  • I also had an extremely charismatic International Studies professor - probably the most charismatic I've ever had, the kind who's supposed to inspire you and make you want to do better things - who's spouted some rather outdated historical ideas and facts, though I don't exactly remember what they were at this time.
  • One professor (who otherwise was alright) said there were three countries in the world that were never colonized by the Europeans: Iran, Turkey, and Ethiopia (I think). Japan wasn't one of them, apparently.

Of course even the best professors will occasionally make a slip, but I worry most are those who make slips in areas they don't specialize in (a political science professor making a mistake in history, or a historian of WWII touting some outdated ideas about antiquity, etc.), especially if they're charismatic.

Trouble is, the prof is new at teaching, and he tends to read directly from the books. I really won't like hearing him teach history wrong, but I also really don't want to be that one guy in class. I suppose I'll just have to put up with it. Maybe send him an email, but that just seems wrong.
 
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Trouble is, the prof is new at teaching, and he tends to read directly from the books. I really won't like hearing him teach history wrong, but I also really don't want to be that one guy in class. I suppose I'll just have to put up with it. Maybe send him an email, but that just seems wrong.

Office hours. Don't approach him in a dickish manner. Just ask him why he's using that book. Maybe provide some sources that you prefer and explain why. Assuming he's not a dismissive douche, you may both come away from the conversation the wiser for it.

Seriously. Office hours are there for students to interact with professors, and it isn't nor should it be a one-way street.
 
[*]One professor (who otherwise was alright) said there were three countries in the world that were never colonized by the Europeans: Iran, Turkey, and Ethiopia (I think). Japan wasn't one of them, apparently.
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That's not even mentioning Afghanistan, Thailand, Saudi Arabia, both Koreas (well, Japan colonized them and the USSR occupied North Korea for a few years after WWII, but I'm not sure if that counts), Nepal, and arguably Mongolia, Bhutan, and China (none of those three was ever under direct European control, but certainly all were under indirect European control). And there's of course plenty of smaller areas and tiny islands that the Europeans never made contact with.

Ethiopia isn't even entirely correct, since the Europeans certainly got parts of it and the Italians occupied the whole thing during WWII, and hell, Turkey and Iran had their internal affairs messed with about as much as some of the other nations I listed.
 
Yeah, office hours are good. Most professors end up sitting around doing nothing because no one ever comes, but unless they're a douche like Owen Glyndwr, many professors really like it when students come to talk and discuss topics they are really interested in (or even topics they don't care much about).


That's not even mentioning Afghanistan, Thailand, Saudi Arabia, both Koreas (well, Japan colonized them and the USSR occupied North Korea for a few years after WWII, but I'm not sure if that counts), Nepal, and arguably Mongolia, Bhutan, and China (none of those three was ever under direct European control, but certainly all were under indirect European control). And there's of course plenty of smaller areas and tiny islands that the Europeans never made contact with.

Ethiopia isn't even entirely correct, since the Europeans certainly got parts of it and the Italians occupied the whole thing during WWII, and hell, Turkey and Iran had their internal affairs messed with about as much as some of the other nations I listed.

Korea was directly colonized by Japan, so I guess that counts.

But anyhow this professor was subbing for my professor, and she's a political scientist and not a historian (they just both specialize in Iran, and the class was on modern Iranian history, so I guess that worked out). I guess I can forgive her because she otherwise seemed pretty knowledgeable and it's one of those instances where otherwise decent professors make a slip.
 
Japan's not a European power, though, so I'm not sure if it really does count. If they said "The European Powers, or Japan" then it would be more right.
 
Japan's not a European power, though, so I'm not sure if it really does count. If they said "The European Powers, or Japan" then it would be more right.

Ah, that's true, although her statement was that "there only were 3 countries never colonized by Europeans" so Japan wouldn't count obviously if they were doing the imperialism game the Europeans were doing.
 
Yeah, then Japan and Korea both get put under the "Never Colonized by Europeans" category, because Japan is very definitely not in Europe.
 
Yeah, then Japan and Korea both get put under the "Never Colonized by Europeans" category, because Japan is very definitely not in Europe.

Ah, that's true.

Very clever, very clever, I applaud you. :D
 
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