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Anything medical involving the syllables -oscopy doesn't fill me with the feelings of joy and optimism I've come to love.
 
In this annus horribilis of illness where it's just been one thing after another, my body decides to catch a noro or something from my nephew. So I was feeling crappy yesterday evening and later woke up having to vomit. But this is where this turns into a rave. After that I felt much better. So I took an anti-emetic and a sleeping pill and went back to bed. Slept through the night and now feel much better. Still feel a bit iffy but if I'm over the bump then it was nothing. Last time I had a noro it was twenty times worse. I have an exam in a few hours so it's pretty crucial that things didn't escalate.
 
I have exams in less than a month aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnfffffffffhhhhhhhhhgggggg
And now it's less than 16 hours

:(

Andit went absolutely terrible

I may flunk

I am also right now struck by a sense that everything I do, and everything I've ever done, has been wrong.

Like, that I have approached and dealt with absolutely every single aspect of life wrong. And that I'm a moron.

Words arg
 
Fret not good sir. You will die eventually and nothing will matter in the end. So don't take that feeling like you've been stumbling over and into things your whole life too close to heart. You have more time than you realize however.
 
Until it suddenly hits you: you really don't. In a twinkle of the eye, it's all over bar the shouting.

Still, you may also realize that none of it matters. In a hundred year's time, all this will be fields, you know. Pass or fail as many exams as you please, it will make no difference.
 
Until it suddenly hits you: you really don't. In a twinkle of the eye, it's all over bar the shouting.

Well yes, so you enjoy the small things, it's okay to have lofty goals and ideas, but getting emotionally attached to them is silly. (I'd like to die on Mars, but I am also totally okay with dieing in a ditch on Earth) Flexibility and learning how to enjoy the dull parts of life are most pertinent skills to living a less anxious life.
 
I've been wondering why go on if it doesn't matter and I'm not enjoying it

Do you enjoy playing games? Think of life as one game with a million mini-games. Unless you have the status affliction 'Clinically Depressed' I guarantee you will find something to enjoy if you look a little.

You might be tempted to not bother, but look at it from the standpoint I mentioned. You're going to die anyway and are unlikely to respawn, so make the best of it.
 
Do you enjoy playing games? Think of life as one game with a million mini-games. Unless you have the status affliction 'Clinically Depressed' I guarantee you will find something to enjoy if you look a little.

You might be tempted to not bother, but look at it from the standpoint I mentioned. You're going to die anyway and are unlikely to respawn, so make the best of it.

But I lost my saves and now depend only on autosaves
 
GENTS! I'm feeling self-destructive. What variety of alcohol should I purchase to facilitate binge watching Better Call Saul while feeling sorry for myself?
 
This vodka, perfect for sipping or shots. Should be cheap too and is amazing with apple juice.

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Oh yeah. That's the bison stuff, with a blade of grass in it, and everything, innit?
 
Scotch or cognac, so you can pretend to be superior to others while being self-destructive, it's more fun that way.
BRANDS?

Oh yeah. That's the bison stuff, with a blade of grass in it, and everything, innit?
BANNED IN USA cuz it apparently screws up your liver slightly more than regular vodka

A pint of baileys.
I prefer Bradys for Irish Cream but that's just too much sugar/dairy to be a viable option.
 
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