Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan

[NickyJ]

Why do people keep assuming 70+% probability is equal to 100%? Pro-tip: this is not the case.

70% of people disagree, so, yeah, nobody supports your case.

Spoiler :

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

There are some very loud teenagers right outside my window and they won't go away. I know its Halloween but its bothersome.

 

[ZeletDude]

I have to work tonight.. on halloween

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Freaking gangnam style. In about 2 weeks that thing will be about as popular as the macarena or kris kross.

This gangnam thingamajig is sheer idiocy. I hate it.

 

[Synobun]

Gangnam is from July, guys...

 

[ZeletDude]

I find it incredibly catchy ;p

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I accidentally ate some mustard and now my mouth is all sored up.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Gangnam is from July, guys...

And it still makes me happy every time I listen to it.

 

[JohannaK]

Macarena is somewhat nice. Listening to it every once in a while brings a smile to my face.

 

[GamezRule]

It reminds me of 1st grade when my teacher taught the class the dance.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Even though my brother is an overachieving student with great grades, tons of extracirculars, etc.etc.etc.etc. top 20 schools in USA guaranteed to get in plenty blah blah blah... but he's also too vain to apply to more than 1 real backup school (he considers NYU a backup school, and I'm not defining it as a "real" backup school here)

 

[Synobun]

I watched Paranormal Activity and it was the most horrific "scary" movie ever.

*door opens and closes*
*next day, looking at footage*
"I think there's a demon, we should get a ouija board!"

A face palm quickly occurred afterwards.

 

[Arakhor]

I remember the Macarena and Kris Kross from dodgy discos I've been to. They're not as bad as the Time Warp song.

 

[Borachio]

I want to die. Now.

Huh?

Jingle Bells, Macarena, Kris Kross?

You've seen nothing yet. I'll see what I can find.

Just for you.

 

[Synobun]

Huh?

Jingle Bells, Macarena, Kris Kross?

You've seen nothing yet. I'll see what I can find.

Just for you.

Don't Stop - Outhere Brothers

Explicit version just for kicks. I listened to that song all the time when I was six years old... Only recently listened to it again and understood the lyrics.

How oh so very joyous of a song.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Rant....posters be dissin' Kris Kros.

 

[Borachio]

Specially for Mr N.


Link to video.

I actually used to like this. Very briefly.

It's got all the passion of a Swiss music box.

(I can imagine the leader singer thinking to himself "F*** this. I just wanna die."

 

[sophie]

I want to die. Now.

Dude. The 90s doesn't have anything on the terrible world that was 50s pop dance crazes and novelty songs. That was like, the whole second half of the decade in a nutshell. You aren't in a position to talk. At all.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Dude. The 90s doesn't have anything on the terrible world that was 50s pop dance crazes and novelty songs. That was like, the whole second half of the decade in a nutshell. You aren't in a position to talk. At all.

Actually, it's all been a nightmare since the 16th of august '77

 

[Borachio]

Now. Mr R. You must tell.