Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Despite being misty optically it's important to approach it optimistically (apologies to Dennis Commetti)

 

[Kennigit]

sometimes I love how lame I am, sometimes it's just lighthearted rant worthy.

the other day I was making generic pasta and kneeled down to get the pasta sauce out of the fridge, but I had been carrying a fork with my mouth. You know, when you poke around stuff to see if it's done or if you're eating other things, or just because. So naturally I hit the bottom of the fork with my knee so that the pronged end stabs the roof of my mouth.

just hurt for a second, nothing bad, but I do small lame things like this all the time. Things where in retrospect I can say "I stabbed my mouth with a fork via my knee".

 

[Arakhor]

That's pretty silly, but I'll raise you by saying that my flatmate managed to not only stab himself in the chest with a pencil, but also draw a stream of blood too!

 

[Takhisis]

Erm, the fork should be pointing the other way around, SpockFederation.

 

[Takhisis]

Super rant: not only does Madonna come and peddle her 'music' aroudn the place, she also generated a major traffic problem which I had to more or less wade through.

 

[Gamemaster77]

I believe someone may have stolen may $150 headphones.

 

[shadowplay]

Do NOT touch your penis after slicing chili peppers.

 

[The_J]

Too much info...


Geek triviliaties #1: A webcam is not a suitable replacement for a mirror when you want to shave.

 

[Borachio]

Do NOT touch your penis after slicing chili peppers.

Why not?

Another good one is a sound beating with nettles.

Yay!

 

[Synobun]

I was planning on having a 2013 Yeard, but then realized I'd have to dye the top of my beard for it to not look like I have a giant neck-beard in pictures.

Multi-coloured beard problems.

 

[LegionSteve]

Do NOT touch your penis after slicing chili peppers.

If Shadowplay offers you food, politely refuse, he was probably touching his penis when he prepared it.

 

[Borachio]

:chuckle: No, it happens! You go to the toilet without thinking to wash your hands after slicing chillis and you'll find out.

 

[GenMarshall]

...and now for something completely different.

 

[NickyJ]

If Shadowplay offers you food, politely refuse, he was probably touching his penis when he prepared it.

That's the way I feel about eating at restaurants.

 

[Takhisis]

Learn how to cook.

 

[Borachio]

That's the way I feel about eating at restaurants.

This. So much this!

Spitting in the soup. All sorts of things must go on in the kitchen.

Eating out, I had a very long hair in my dinner a few months ago.

But of course one can get OCD'd about stuff.

Sleeping in hotel beds. Public conveniences. Touching door handles - after seeing people leaving toileting facilities not washing their hands. People sneezing over me.

I like to live dangerously when I can.

 

[NickyJ]

Learn how to cook.

I do have basic cooking skills. That's why I avoid going out to eat.

This. So much this!

Spitting in the soup. All sorts of things must go on in the kitchen.

Eating out, I had a very long hair in my dinner a few months ago.

But of course one can get OCD'd about stuff.

Sleeping in hotel beds. Public conveniences. Touching door handles - after seeing people leaving toileting facilities not washing their hands. People sneezing over me.

I like to live dangerously when I can.

Not to make you scream, but this is very relevant:

Link to video.

 

[Takhisis]

I thought the whole point of being a conservative was having others work for you.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I thought the whole point of being a conservative was having others work for you.

Nah that's the point of being a neo-colonial like I aspire to be.

 

[Takhisis]

I assume that's the rationale behind your exploitation of the Balinese people.