Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Nonono. There's other recreational things to do with women than that.

Maybe only a one-dimensional antipodean would imagine that there aren't?

Nice try and I almost fell for it but there is only one recreational activity you were referring to so don't try to get out of it.

 

[Borachio]

No really!

I was thinking of flirting and skirting, with dirting coming in a long way behind.

But it might be my age. And my memory's not what it was either.

 

[shadowplay]

I think I've come down with another damn throat infection.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Singing along with depeche mode plays hell on your vocal chords...


Sent via mobile.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Apparently, the latest update to my Android's touchscreen keyboard screwed up the keyboard so damn badly it's damn near impossible to edit already entered text without it needlessly deleting massive amounts of actually important text.

 

[SamSniped]

Once again towards the point of snapping. I'll just post a ton of stuff here if I need to.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Do it, Sam. It's free, anonymous and sometimes you get good advice.

Watch the language, though.

Sent via mobile.

 

[Kennigit]

it's probably better to write it in a personal journal than post on the internet.

especially when you hand write it as opposed to type it up, the much lower wpm gives you more time to get your thoughts worded right (since, these type of things there is little concern for proofreading or editing).

ninjaedit: to add a rant, been mildly sick past few days. bleh.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

A while ago I almost very nearly got a job to design a website for a local business but at the last minute they backed out and pretty much outright told me there was no point to paying me for making them a website because they can just put up a Facebook page for free

Needless to say I'm somewhat angry at things

 

[bhsup]

Just got a text from mom. Had no idea she was even in town! I'll have about 2.5 hours after I get home to take my house from "single dude living alone clean" to "passes mom expectations clean" before she arrives for the night... I'm so frakked.

 

[Arakhor]

Don't bother - she'll complain anyway.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Good luck, enjoy the visit.

 

[bhsup]

Don't bother - she'll complain anyway.

Good luck, enjoy the visit.

Hehe, thanks guys I still have to at least put in the effort. It'll be the difference from just a few cluckings of the tongue and other little signals for my benefit on the one hand and hearing from one of my bros that mom thinks I live in a pigsty on the other.

 

[Borachio]

Cheat.

Dump all the clutter somewhere she'll never go. Polish all the obvious surfaces. And put a generous dollop of polish underneath tables and the like, so the place smells like it's been cleaned thoroughly.

She'll never know.

 

[bhsup]

Well, first thing I'm doing when I get home is putting a bowl of vinegar in the microwave for several minutes as well as running it through my coffee machine (followed by a few of water of course).. For one thing, it's been a couple of months so those actually need that, and another that vinegar smell will be rather overpowering, though should dissipate somewhat by the time she gets here. Then vacuum, febreeze the crap out of the house like it's nobody's business, wipe down surfaces, then hit bathroom for rest of time.

It would be fine for anyone but a mom after that. Heck, it would be for for anyone but a mom now imho. But it's mom....

 

[shadowplay]

Bah, just febreeze, sweep the hardcore pornography under the rug, febreeze, put the partially eaten piece of cheese sitting on the coffee table in the trash, febreeze, put the empties sitting around the computer in the garage, tell her your bathroom is out of order and lock the door from the outside, febreeze, put all your dishes on the lawn and power wash them. did I mention air freshener?

 

[Kennigit]

just bribe her with vegemite.

 

[bhsup]

...febreeze... ...febreeze... ...febreeze... ...febreeze... ...did I mention air freshener?

You're talking my language!

just bribe her with vegemite.

I think I will have her try some!

 

[GenMarshall]

Rant: I need a good photo for my profile. But I'm stumped on how to take a good profile pic.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Just got a text from mom. Had no idea she was even in town! I'll have about 2.5 hours after I get home to take my house from "single dude living alone clean" to "passes mom expectations clean" before she arrives for the night... I'm so frakked.

Chill dude, just get some Spray 'n Wipe


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