Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[The_J]

Does it work out for you?

The left sid of my chest aches... its a terrible pain, like a hundred needles converging into the center of my chest, just over my ribs. If I cough, the pain kills me. If I raise my arm, the pain is back in full. Argh.

You're probably having muscle spasms. Take some ibuprofen or horse tranquilizers.

source: I had the exact same problem.

Man, that could be everything, even ranging to a heart attack.

 

[madviking]

Well if Joan had a heart attack he probably wouldn't have been able to type that post.

 

[IdiotsOpposite]

Does it work out for you?

Theoretically, it does, but it's a really awkward sleep schedule that leaves my main free time at a slot when I can't get anything done - no food, no calls to any companies...

 

[JohannaK]

I meant it was the right side of my chest, not the left, so unless I have two hearts, its not a heart attack. I suspected a muscular nature of it already.

 

[Joecoolyo]

It could also be indigestion, in my super professional opinion.

 

[JohannaK]

No, I clearly locate the pain outside the ribcage.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well if Joan had a heart attack he probably wouldn't have been able to type that post.

Not all heart attacks are of the "clutch your chest and fall to the floor screaming" variant.

 

[LegionSteve]

Giant bumblebees are invading the office

 

[choxorn]

I meant it was the right side of my chest, not the left, so unless I have two hearts, its not a heart attack. I suspected a muscular nature of it already.

What, you don't have two hearts? I thought everyone had taken at least one extra one from the corpse of a fallen enemy and brought it back to the great wizard to give them a +5 Heart of Strength.

 

[JohannaK]

No, I just happen to be a Time Lord. This is my 12th incarnation.

 

[azzaman333]

What, you don't have two hearts? I thought everyone had taken at least one extra one from the corpse of a fallen enemy and brought it back to the great wizard to give them a +5 Heart of Strength.

I traded my 2nd heart for some sweet gills.

 

[Arakhor]

No, I just happen to be a Time Lord. This is my 12th incarnation.

Well, that would fit your age at least. The Time Lords have been getting progressively younger with each incarnation.

 

[_random_]

Not really. The Fifth Doctor was younger than the tenth even.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I don't want to go "home". I'm home here.

 

[bhsup]

I sense "Bali Hyundai"...

 

[Joecoolyo]

No, I clearly locate the pain outside the ribcage.

As I said, super professional.

 

[Arakhor]

I sense "Bali Hyundai"...

Oh, God...

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I sense "Bali Hyundai"...

Oh, God...

There are three already that I can think of.

 

[Takhisis]

I meant it was the right side of my chest, not the left, so unless I have two hearts, its not a heart attack. I suspected a muscular nature of it already.

You have no heart. If you had any, you wouldn't like dem ponies so much.

Giant bumblebees are invading the office

*cue montage to the tune of Bumblebees by Aqua*

 

[Arakhor]

You have no heart. If you had any, you wouldn't like dem ponies so much.

No, no - he just has too much heart! What kind of lame power is heart anyway?