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Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

Discussion in 'Picture Threads Archive' started by choxorn, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. The_J

    The_J Say No 2 Net Validations Retired Moderator Supporter

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    Does it work out for you?

    Man, that could be everything, even ranging to a heart attack.
     
  2. madviking

    madviking north american scum

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    Well if Joan had a heart attack he probably wouldn't have been able to type that post.
     
  3. IdiotsOpposite

    IdiotsOpposite Boom, headshot.

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    Theoretically, it does, but it's a really awkward sleep schedule that leaves my main free time at a slot when I can't get anything done - no food, no calls to any companies...
     
  4. JohannaK

    JohannaK Ghost of Christmas Past

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    I meant it was the right side of my chest, not the left, so unless I have two hearts, its not a heart attack. I suspected a muscular nature of it already.
     
  5. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    It could also be indigestion, in my super professional opinion.
     
  6. JohannaK

    JohannaK Ghost of Christmas Past

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    No, I clearly locate the pain outside the ribcage.
     
  7. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Not all heart attacks are of the "clutch your chest and fall to the floor screaming" variant.
     
  8. LegionSteve

    LegionSteve Motörhead

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    Giant bumblebees are invading the office :run:
     
  9. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    What, you don't have two hearts? I thought everyone had taken at least one extra one from the corpse of a fallen enemy and brought it back to the great wizard to give them a +5 Heart of Strength.
     
  10. JohannaK

    JohannaK Ghost of Christmas Past

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    No, I just happen to be a Time Lord. This is my 12th incarnation.
     
  11. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    I traded my 2nd heart for some sweet gills.
     
  12. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    Well, that would fit your age at least. The Time Lords have been getting progressively younger with each incarnation. :)
     
  13. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    Not really. The Fifth Doctor was younger than the tenth even.
     
  14. rugbyLEAGUEfan

    rugbyLEAGUEfan Deity

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    I don't want to go "home". I'm home here. :(
     
  15. bhsup

    bhsup Deity

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    I sense "Bali Hyundai"...
     
  16. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    As I said, super professional.
     
  17. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    Oh, God...
     
  18. rugbyLEAGUEfan

    rugbyLEAGUEfan Deity

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    There are three already that I can think of.
     
  19. Takhisis

    Takhisis Jinping, wer fragt uns?

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    You have no heart. If you had any, you wouldn't like dem ponies so much.
    *cue montage to the tune of Bumblebees by Aqua*
     
  20. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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