Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine

[Ulyaoth]

Damn job not having a bathroom, I hate having to hold it in all day, and the owners were home all day so I couldn't go piss on the house.

 

[salty mud]

Damn job not having a bathroom, I hate having to hold it in all day, and the owners were home all day so I couldn't go piss on the house.

That's unhealthy. It's a human right to use the lavatory, you should have exercised that right.

 

[Ulyaoth]

We'd kinda ripped out the only bathroom in the house, and I just wouldn't feel comfortable pissing on their siding while they and all their children were home. Oh well, done with that job, onto another.

 

[choxorn]

If I told them 2+2=4, they would probably say it equaled three until I did it on a calculator.

My calculator says it equals 5.

 

[Bill3000]

I got a B in German

 

[Ulyaoth]

I got a C in math somehow. BS, I gotta go yell at my teacher now. Also, I guess it's too much to expect teachers to have to follow their deadlines, I guess their massive salaries aren't enough for them to follow deadlines.

 

[Kozmos]

Massive salaries? Do you go perchance to a private school?

 

[Ulyaoth]

No, but don't tell me professors at state universities are teaching for their health, they make decent salaries too.

 

[Kozmos]

Khrm....maybe wherever you live. Not here.

 

[Bill3000]

Massive salaries? Do you go perchance to a private school?

No, he lives in Long Island.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Well I just love how I'll now have to be in school an extra semester at least if I want my degree because the teachers cost so much that the school has to cut down on classes.

 

[_random_]

I wound up staying at school until 6:30 yesterday with nothing to do all because my sister sucks.

 

[Ulyaoth]

because my sister sucks.

must. resist. inappropriate statements...

 

[salty mud]

Double you
Tee
Eff

A girl has just fallen out with me because I refused to say she was fat and ugly...What type of nutcase is she?

 

[Ulyaoth]

I only got a B in my drafting class. Some of these teachers need asskickings.

 

[Bill3000]

Double you
Tee
Eff

A girl has just fallen out with me because I refused to say she was fat and ugly...What type of nutcase is she?

You should be banned for inciting gender hatred.

 

[Synobun]

I got a C in math somehow. BS, I gotta go yell at my teacher now. Also, I guess it's too much to expect teachers to have to follow their deadlines, I guess their massive salaries aren't enough for them to follow deadlines.

My mark two weeks ago - 93
My mark after getting ONE single question wrong on a test - 87
My mark after getting ONE single question wrong on another test - 83

And she's telling me I have to "reevaluate myself and spend more time on math". Sorry if I don't get perfect on each test?

 

[Peck of Arabia]

Double you
Tee
Eff

A girl has just fallen out with me because I refused to say she was fat and ugly...What type of nutcase is she?

Would it help if you told her you called her a nutcase? Well if she wants to be called fat and ugly she might appreciate it


With logic like that no wonder stable, happy relationships elude me

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Last high school performance tonight.

 

[Ulyaoth]

I need a girlfriend