Mad Man
Your lord and master
I spilt my piping hot coffee on my crotch.



Why must all substitute teachers have incomprehensible accents?![]()

p) I had a history teacher from FYROM who would speak in 2 different languages at the same time, combining random words and names from those. The worst part being that he didn't really know how to write in the Latin alphabet.... Understanding his words was hard enough, but it was absolutely impossible to decipher what he was writing. More, he was convinced that he is a great teacher and speaker and so he was actually correcting us natives when we were using the language right.My stupid teacher ( of two of my classes, Intro to Business and Desktop Publishing ) takes off for crap she doesn't ask for. I had A-s in both those classes and then she takes off for crap and i have two Bs, not even B+
Like, we had to do a portfolio thing, max 30 pages, I did 15 and she takes off like 20% of my total points just for that, it was worth like 70 pts!
me: "C'mon, you never said we had to do a minimum # pages!!!"
teacher: "well maybe I should just give you 35/70 since you only did half the work!"
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Somebody's been messing with your french fries.Why the hell do my french fries taste like peanut butter?
The concept of "Crispy Bacon" flavoured 2 minute noodles.

You just posted this in the raves thread.![]()
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- books, notes, shoes, everything went everywhere (within the confines of my room that is) at just the sheer FRUSTRATION of it all- to fail academically and be socially successful is one thing, to be successful academically but a failure socially is another, what what kind of hopeless, incompetent bumbling moron manages both!I might turn homosexual, see if I have more look with other men.