Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center

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Terrible does not even begin to describe GI joe. ill leave out most of the details but at one point the joes were attacking and underwater fortress in the arctic. at one point the villain decides to destroy the fortress. his plan: detonate the ice above the fortress so it will SINK and crush the do-gooders inside.

lolwut.
 
Now I'm happy that I didn't decide to watch GI Joe.

Not that I ever considered it.
 
Baaaaad news. The lawyer girl I am with was/is the crush of one my acquaintance/friends and he made out with her like two times. Thing is, he is one of those emotional guys who making out = love and feelings and crap. Now he hates my guts because she rejected (on numerous occasions) him and I'm with her.

Apparently I committed a cardinal sin by tapping a bro's not even ex according to one of my friends and he doesnt even want to speak to me. The other who's the best friend of the acquaintance/friend agrees that I didnt do much wrong and that he's just being lame for acting like a martyr but being his best friend he has to support him in hating my guts. So ruined relations with three friends. Yay.

/dramatic soap opera crap
 
*grabs popcorn* more!

Anyway, our truck is making noises from the back. I checked it out and can't see what could be wrong other than that the exhaust is touching the springs and appears lower than it should be, but it doesn't look bent or damaged in any way. Annoying.
 
Undercooked bacon is a good way to make your stomach squirm.
 
It's time for an avatar change and I have several options but AAAAGH I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN THEM
 
Lawyers. They plan shenanigans like that.
 
I think I'm going insane.

First i wen't up two in the night and took a shower, in belief that it was morning. I went then back to sleep to get up an hour and a half before i should, thus standing outside waiting for a car to pick me up an hour before i should.

:mad:
 
I think I'm going insane.

First i wen't up two in the night and took a shower, in belief that it was morning. I went then back to sleep to get up an hour and a half before i should, thus standing outside waiting for a car to pick me up an hour before i should.

:mad:

You're tripping balls man.
 
I think I'm going insane.

First i wen't up two in the night and took a shower, in belief that it was morning. I went then back to sleep to get up an hour and a half before i should, thus standing outside waiting for a car to pick me up an hour before i should.

:mad:

Oh god that reminds me of the time of when my alarm went off at 12:00AM, and me, assuming it was time to wake up, walked with my eyes shut to the shower, had a shower, got completely ready for school, and then looked at the clock. I cursed out loud.
 
Oh god that reminds me of the time of when my alarm went off at 12:00AM, and me, assuming it was time to wake up, walked with my eyes shut to the shower, had a shower, got completely ready for school, and then looked at the clock. I cursed out loud.

I've done that once - I then spent a few hours running (I was training for the marathon at the time) and my boss wondered why I turned up to work exhausted.
 
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