Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center

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What the hell is it with people wanting to use cheesy clip art in professional productions?! :mad: Sure I'll do clip art for internal stuff but clip art on boards when you're presenting to a city government?! :aargh:

As a designer, clip art is to me as Sims 2 is to an interior designer or a bucket of eclairs from Costco are to a high end chef. It's tacky, highly unprofessional, EXTREMELY lazy and does not fit into the overall design if a corporate style has already been set. I swear I thought I was going to physically become ill when I heard the engineer ask for the clip art to be changed from a small man with a big ear to a waiter with a bow wrapped bridge on the platter to a small man with a big box.

The same can be set about people that want everything in Microsoft Word! They want something that's already pretty difficult in InDesign and translate it into a word processing program that doesn't have an object based interface! :aargh: :mad: :aargh:

Seriously I hate these kind of people more than jaywalkers that take their sweet time crossing the street or cyclists that bike on the line that separates the actual bike lake from the car lane!
 
I have to kick serious derriere if I want to get an A in my current college classes...

Being a pre-med sucks.
 
Not sleeping for an entire night sucks...real bad...how do some people do it with regularity?
 
I have a bit of a problem here and I don't know how to go about it.

I seem to have attracted the affection of two girls. Let's call them girl A and girl B. I've known girl A for quite some time, and she has given me numerous hints that she would like to possibly go into a relationship with me. Girl B I have only met recently, but she is prettier than Girl A (it almost pains me to say it :sad:) and also a nice person. Girl B has seems to have been more 'determined' to get me but I have grown quite attached to girl A in the time I have known her. If I develop a more personal relationship with girl B I feel I will be racked with guilt as girl A would like to be with me as well. But if I choose girl A, I feel girl B will be extremely disappointed.

I just don't know what to do.
 
Girl A. If girl B's so pretty, she won't have too much trouble finding another young buck, and since you've only met her recently, there's not a lot of personal embarrassment involved. So you should pick box A girl A, although you weren't actually asking for advice but oh well, I'm not qualified to give it anyway. :p

EDIT: Wait, 'young buck'? What the heck, why did I write that
 
Why is it so hard to get someone who knows anything about the procedure to register for classes at the school I'm transferring at on the phone?
 
Not sleeping for an entire night sucks...real bad...how do some people do it with regularity?

Lots of Iced Coffee friend. The other way is if your crazy, you seize it and it will empower you, soon the lack of sleep and the inherent madness will feed off on each other. Keep going until you release it or your body just cant take no more. (ie hallucinations become constant and not a occasional occurrence)

@salty: Picking girl A might make girl B more determined. So I'd go with A. Unless B is a psycho. But then you are in a no win situation. Like most situations inolvin' wimmins.
 
People who make suggestions about health care reform without regard for the input of doctors can be annoying.
 
Who needs doctors. Just keep cutting off limbs until the patient is better or dead, at which point he ceases to be a patient.
 
People who make suggestions about health care reform without regard for the input of doctors can be annoying.

Continuing from that, doctors who make hundreds of thousands a year and make suggestions about health care reform with more concern for their pocketbooks than the nation can be annoying.
 
Dachs got offline..argh.
 
Continuing from that, doctors who make hundreds of thousands a year and make suggestions about health care reform with more concern for their pocketbooks than the nation can be annoying.

To be fair, they did spend 6+ years studying to become doctors and spent a lot of money in the process. High investments should have high returns.
 
Not sleeping for an entire night sucks...real bad...how do some people do it with regularity?

First with civ, then with some other addiction/obsession.

salty_mud said:
...I just don't know what to do.

Put aside the guilt and ask yourself, which girl can you see having a long lasting relationship with?

I rant that Wednesday is taking too long to come.
 
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