RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

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I can't believe nobody has posted Madvikes religous view yet. After all, he was the one who introduced me to Russels Teapot. I think we can extrapolate from there what his religious views are. :p

Favorite movie, that one is harder. Didn't you say it is Citizen Kane?
 
I can't believe nobody has posted Madvikes religous view yet. After all, he was the one who introduced me to Russels Teapot. I think we can extrapolate from there what his religious views are. :p

Favorite movie, that one is harder. Didn't you say it is Citizen Kane?

Indeed, and to boot I'm probably one of the more militant <insert religious beliefs here> on this board.

As for favorite movie, good choice, but it's also a wrong choice.
 
Joe said:
Si si senior!
You forgot the accent marks on the si. Currently you are just saying "If, if, sir!"

Mathalamus said:
you both forgot one thing though.
Justifying your actions by saying deep down you are evil?

Madviking said:
3) my religious views
Given that you introduced me to Russels Teapot, I think it is clear what your religous viewpoints are!
5) and my favorite movie is
Didn't you say it was Citizen Kane?

EDIT: Whoops, strange doublepost. I don't know why this one has additional text though.
Lets see, if Citizen Kane is wrong, I'll hazard a guess at Pulp Fiction. I think you have mentioned that before.
 
I hate living in an isolated area (Well, it's more urban/suburban with some rural touch). Why? No place to go for speed dating :(.
 
Justifying your actions by saying deep down you are evil?

no. i also have a minor fetish fo the Mathalamus Republic. which is in the middle of reorganizing into an empire by the way...
 
Omit the 'yo' if you want to talk informally.
For about half a second I didn't realize you were talking about what joe said [cause I clicked on "show last post"] and I was all like "WTH mang 'yo' is pretty informal"
 
I haven't had a haircut in three years. (I've trimmed about a centimeter a few times 'cause ends get crappy). I'm spending way too much money on shampoo and it takes hours to dry. Usually I keep it up with a clip but it's gotten so long that I can't fit it all in a clip, and it tugs uncomfortably in places. It tangles too easily if I leave it down all day, and I don't want to brush it every few hours. I don't like tying it back because pony/pigtails get messy easily and with hair this long it's not easy to tie it back neatly to begin with. I hate the look of single braids. The only way I can keep it from getting messy without it being uncomfortable or awful-looking is braided pigtails, but that's a massive pain to do neatly in the first place. If I had any sense I would just cut it off but it's so damn nice despite that I'm almost always just trying to keep it out of my way.
 
I haven't had a haircut in three years. (I've trimmed about a centimeter a few times 'cause ends get crappy). I'm spending way too much money on shampoo and it takes hours to dry. Usually I keep it up with a clip but it's gotten so long that I can't fit it all in a clip, and it tugs uncomfortably in places. It tangles too easily if I leave it down all day, and I don't want to brush it every few hours. I don't like tying it back because pony/pigtails get messy easily and with hair this long it's not easy to tie it back neatly to begin with. I hate the look of single braids. The only way I can keep it from getting messy without it being uncomfortable or awful-looking is braided pigtails, but that's a massive pain to do neatly in the first place. If I had any sense I would just cut it off but it's so damn nice despite that I'm almost always just trying to keep it out of my way.

My sympathies , I'm sure that is far worse than than the onset of male pattern baldness:(
 
just cut it off. when my hair gets long i cant stand it. therefore i cut it.
 
I cant't stand it when my usual procrastination (and testosterone) causes hairs to start prickling on my upper lip, which takes all of a couple of days since I last shaved. When I was 20, I didn't need to shave for a month!!
 
I cant't stand it when my usual procrastination (and testosterone) causes hairs to start prickling on my upper lip, which takes all of a couple of days since I last shaved. When I was 20, I didn't need to shave for a month!!

... that sounds like a future problem for me. any tips?
 
I haven't had a haircut in three years. (I've trimmed about a centimeter a few times 'cause ends get crappy). I'm spending way too much money on shampoo and it takes hours to dry. Usually I keep it up with a clip but it's gotten so long that I can't fit it all in a clip, and it tugs uncomfortably in places. It tangles too easily if I leave it down all day, and I don't want to brush it every few hours. I don't like tying it back because pony/pigtails get messy easily and with hair this long it's not easy to tie it back neatly to begin with. I hate the look of single braids. The only way I can keep it from getting messy without it being uncomfortable or awful-looking is braided pigtails, but that's a massive pain to do neatly in the first place. If I had any sense I would just cut it off but it's so damn nice despite that I'm almost always just trying to keep it out of my way.

Oh that really is a worthy rant, I have long hair too, and with it being dyed, it means it's in quite bad condition - I go through a bottle of conditioner a week trying to tame it!
 
Cleaning my room and going through my old karate gear and belts just gave me a bit of a....


....nostalgic feeling :(

(It's a rant because I have not done it in two years)
 
Well, I suppose you could castrate yourself, Math, but other than that, shave regularly. :)
 
Well, I suppose you could castrate yourself, Math, but other than that, shave regularly. :)

that's either a joke or there is so much hatred here.

i know how to shave, it should be the same as cutting hair.

Oh that really is a worthy rant, I have long hair too, and with it being dyed, it means it's in quite bad condition - I go through a bottle of conditioner a week trying to tame it!

why do you dye it? your original hair color would be the best. unless it's some weird color.
 
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