Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights

[NinjaCow64]

Why is there no one on RP Chat?!!!

 

[Tee Kay]

Rant: people who honk at passing pedestrians. I’d like to take a moment to talk to them:

Yeah, aholes, I get why you people do it; “hey, losers, I got a car, and you have to walk and take public transport, lolololol, honk honk honk”. Well, look, I don’t give a crap about how superior you think you are. I hate driving, anyway; too much hassle and stress finding parking space, avoiding cameras, dealing with tards like yourselves on the road, et cetera. I quite like taking public transport; it is slower but I can catch up on my reading on the bus or train, I don’t waste a fortune on petrol and maintenance, and I don’t screw up the atmosphere as much. And walking is good exercise. So, yeah, I’m not annoyed that you have a car and I don’t; no, I’m annoyed because I don’t get the opportunity to tell you that you’re delusional piece of crap.

Have a nice day.

 

[Camikaze]

Eh, if you were female you'd think of it as flattering.

 

[Takhisis]

The result of sending that statment threw unintelligencer 2ce:

Run itz threw unintelligencer 1ce oar twice so taht it escapes tehz CFC autocensor.

i just tried itz. and ti was hilarious.

Itz is, aint it?

Hav ytou tried phiddlin wiff the settings?

Normally it is a good time for me also.

RANT: I have alot of typing today

RAVE: Tomorrow is caturday, at last

It has been written that every day shall be a Caturday.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Why is there no one on RP Chat?!!!

What is RP Chat?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Eh, if you were female you'd think of it as flattering.

If someone was honking at me Id be nervous.

 

[Takhisis]

Well, we all know who you mean by 'someone'.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

No I mean some random guy honking. If it was the someone you mean I would be happy.

 

[SuperJay]

Yeah, aholes, I get why you people do it; “hey, losers, I got a car, and you have to walk and take public transport, lolololol, honk honk honk”. Well, look, I don’t give a crap about how superior you think you are.

Er, you think you might be reading a whole hell of a lot into someone's horn honking??

(No offense, but it's a little odd that you call some anonymous driver "Delusional" while simultaneously inventing this entire scenario in your head where everyone's mocking you because you're walking or sitting on a bus.)

 

[W|M]

Why is there no one on RP Chat?!!!

I only just got home!

 

[Verarde]

Rant: Missed getting the new thread. And I was stalking it too!

 

[_random_]

omg homestarrunner reference for a thread i love you random

Thanks, guys!

Random Rants XXXIV: Severe cussing and VERY illegal pony fights

rave:

Screw you, man. That's not what this is about AT ALL.

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: PONYmaniacs!!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I saw this in a student newspaper. I dont know what the message is supposed to be... That going to the writing center will cause your brain to swell up to enormous proportions? Ouch.

 

[Ajidica]

There was a PSA that was (is?) going around showing what your brain looked like before drugs and after drugs. This is a parody of that, showing that if you go to the writing center, your brain will get bigger and you will be smarter.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Rant: I discovered that my smartphone has suffered screen burn; the web browser is permanently etched into the screen. I can clearly see it is darker where the web browser's buttons normally are.

Rave: In the end though, it is funny as hell.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I'm writing a school essay, If I used the small book format it would have 100+ pages, which is more than good, but I found out I have to use the A4 format so I have 60 pages, I still have the 17,480 words, is that enough, the book/essay will look thin? Either way I'm screwed because I have to fix the grammatical errors and add all of the (č,ć,š,đ,dž,&#382's, damn you Bosnian and Croatian and Serbian....

 

[EnglishCrusader]

17,480 words? What kind of essay is that?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

More like a book It was supposed to be bigger, but the teacher decided I should exclude medieval national history. Its mostly the most bare knowledge of ancient and prehistoric history. No detail, just facts, dates and info. My sources were encyclopedias and a book called the World History Atlas (2004 edition I think).

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Server too busy!