Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights

[Mathalamus]

yeah and that happens at the oddest times. like the middle of the night.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I found this bizarre anti-drug advertisement in a college newspaper.

 

[Wolfbeckett]

Ahhhhh! Brain overload meltdown! Conflicting emotions causing BSOD! Prurient facts:

1.) I hate Christmas music

2.) I love She & Him

3.) She & Him are releasing a Christmas album

Now, given 1 and 2, I have no idea how to react to 3!

 

[cardgame]

Grown men named "Biff"?

rant: loads of trig homework for the weekend.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

No that's completely wrong the best moto of these campaigns is "Kids if someone offers you drugs say thank you, because drugs are expensive".

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

some dude is hitting on me, and it's not cool!

 

[Ajidica]

Accept it and get him to offer you fashion advice (apparently girls like guys whose sexuality is up in the air) and get him to redecorate your house.

Regardless, take it as a complement that a gay person thinks you are attractive.

 

[mythmonster2]

I'm stuck in Chemistry II. I currently have a 55 in that class. God, I hate Chemistry.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Here's another ad from the same paper (different issue):

Also, for the next one, why am I reminded of 1984?

 

[NickyJ]

Here's another ad from the same paper (different issue):

Spoiler :

"Someone in express checkout line with eleven items." How does that qualify as being clueless? I mean, you're nine items under the limit!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think that is when the checkout is 10 items.

 

[GenMarshall]

The forums have been real finicky for the past hour .

 

[classical_hero]

Too many people are on here. Go away.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

You know, counting bacterial plates isn't improved by constant tributes on the radio about the events of September 11, 2001.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I'm severely sunburnt , my back is sliced up from coral reefs , the gap between my big toe and the other one is a huge sore from wearing thongs (flip flops) , my bowels are in chaos and it's taken about 5 minutes to post this due to painfully slow Indonesian Internet .

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

A lot of people would love to switch places with you (except for the bowels part).

 

[Takhisis]

A lot of people would love to switch places with you (except for the slow Indonesian internet part).

Post fixed, this is a gamer forum! You can post from the bathroom.

 

[Tee Kay]

Er, you think you might be reading a whole hell of a lot into someone's horn honking??

No. What else could it be when a bunch of alpha males ride pass in a sports car and I'm the only one walking on the footpath nearby.

(No offense, but it's a little odd that you call some anonymous driver "Delusional" while simultaneously inventing this entire scenario in your head where everyone's mocking you because you're walking or sitting on a bus.)

When you get mocked and bullied by a lot of people it tends to make you a little paranoid.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I can't seem to commit to keeping my blue alien chick's homeworld at a single physical radius in Celestia; after a while I eventually get tired of that radius, and change it, and the mass and density accordingly.

Which means I repeatedly go through the hassle of recalculating the moons' orbits over and over again.

My ADHD is such a pain in the ass.

Not only this, but I've become rather superstitious about the planet's size; making it Earth-size or larger gives me lots of bad luck in my everyday life, while smaller than Earth sizes get me less bad luck, or even good luck.

Most of the time, the superstition winds up being correct.

 

[madviking]

we havent found any good parties in charlottesville since the first weekend ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu