Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful

Stephen Harper: "Oh hey, Eat Up Martha, I see here that you've just graduated with a degree in Environmental Science. I just wanted to let you know that I'll be slashing hundreds of environmental positions over the next few years, flooding the job market with people who have more experience than you. Enjoy working at Tim Horton's!"
 
Working in a garden center, especially early in the morning, sucks when the weather forecast is RAIN FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS.
 
I'm not sure what you mean by "coronary in your 40's", but whatever it is, the answer is yes. :p
Having a coronary = suffering from an actual heart attack. :p
 
I'm really ticked at my dad. He's given no encouragement towards my taking the SAT for the second time, or for my involvement backstage in this play. He's not even planning on coming to tonight's performance, which is the last.

The SAT thing I can handle. Not being encouraging about the play, I can deal with that too.

But not even coming?

Good Lord.

My plan is, when he asks how it was, is say, "It was great. Wish you could have been there."

And let the cold realization wash over him.
 
Vapours aren't the same as gases people!
 
SlowFanatics is slow as molasses on a stick during a blizzard! :mad:
 
Yeah, the other dude had the right of way. I thought I could clear the intersection, but I misjudged, and my car wound up on its damn side because of it.
 
I got in a wreck on a way to a graduation party. I might get my license suspended. Not sure if the car will make it. :(

Yeah, the other dude had the right of way. I thought I could clear the intersection, but I misjudged, and my car wound up on its damn side because of it.

That sucks dude :(

At least you'll be a more careful driver because of this experience, probably the only good thing to come of accidents.
 
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