Random Raves XII: I grabbed two beers and bailed.

[choxorn]

That is pretty cool. I saw like, 3 Snookis. They had the hair and skin and boobs and everything!

Do they normally look like Snooki, or are they stupid enough to dress up his her one day, but not stupid enough to try to look like that?

 

[Mango Elephant]

Do they normally look like Snooki, or are they stupid enough to dress up his her one day, but not stupid enough to try to look like that?

They don't naturally look like that. Snickers is from Chile, so she's naturally dark, so they dosed themselves in tanning spray (it looks like).

 

[Ajidica]

I just realized I got 1000th post.

Anyone else can make it as long as they can somehow work in 'On a Soma Holiday'.

 

[_random_]

I just realized I got 1000th post.

Anyone else can make it as long as they can somehow work in 'On a Soma Holiday'.

"My Nipples Explode With Delight" will have to wait then.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Just because I eat bricks
Just because I run in front of cars
Just because I put food on my head
People think Im not smart

But I'm stupid
I been stupid since the day I was born
Yeah Im a dumbass baby
Im stupid -- right on

 

[Dumanios]

Kingdom Hearts 2 has an awesome soundtrack.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Turns out the hostage situation down the street wasn't one at all; it was just some suicidal guy who planned to burn down his house after his wife and kids went to a divorce lawyer. The cops were all over though so it's easy to understand the misconception.

There was also an unrelated fire that broke out a few houses away. They managed to put that out so I'm happy.

Grandpa is in town so we can have one big family reunion. And donuts!

I've racked up a few extra dollars today due to labor. Every bit helps finance the Marian Empire!

Kingdom Hearts 2 has an awesome soundtrack.

Here here!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I got a new video although I cant figure out what the heck is up with this one..... "Stanky"? seriously?

 

[Karalysia]

I think that caused you emotional distress, you should sue the police for their gross overreaction and false information. In fact your entire neighborhood should file a class action suit against the police department, a 30% contingency fee is all that's needed.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I think that caused you emotional distress, you should sue the police for their gross overreaction and false information. In fact your entire neighborhood should file a class action suit against the police department, a 30% contingency fee is all that's needed.

Well, the police technically didn't lie; we heard it was a hostage situation from some neighbors, which was believable given that even SWAT members were showing up. But only one guy? What is he, superman? They need an army to take down one person?

Apparently cops where I live are infamous for overkill when it comes to what they send in; just the other day I saw FIVE cop cars pull up to a single house. I think we may have an oversupply of them, just as we do in construction workers(seriously construction is always going on; I think they just rotate parts of town to "rebuild" in order to keep jobs).

That said.. is it just me, or are you a little more eager lately for people to press legal charges? Then again... more demand for lawyers means more opportunity for you. (That and of course, suing people over just about anything is the American way)

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think this is the wrong thread guys

 

[Mathilda]

I just realized I got 1000th post.

Anyone else can make it as long as they can somehow work in 'On a Soma Holiday'.

That means it goes to ZeletDude, as his post was one before.

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