Random Raves XLVII: Who wants cookies?

[Birdjaguar]

Thanks aimee, I will see if it helps.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I got a spam call from Ontario saying that there's a "Department of Justice warrant" out for my social security number.

I'm convinced.

A few years ago, my mother received a phone call on the landline telling her that Windows had a virus. I took the phone and spent at least ten minutes telling them it wasn't possible because I used windex on them. They hung up on me.

It was fun.

 

[Takhisis]

All Canadians have an agenda.

*makes judicious application of flyswat on Lemon Merchant's creeping hand* Stay away from my chocolate cake. I've stolen it from JoanK unfair and unsquare.

 

[Synobun]

*makes judicious application of flyswat on Lemon Merchant's creeping hand* Stay away from my chocolate cake. I've stolen it from JoanK unfair and unsquare.

Hm. Doubtful, since you're definitely a square.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I got a spam call from Ontario saying that there's a "Department of Justice warrant" out for my social security number.

I'm convinced.

I got one, too, a few weeks ago. It's actually more funny than annoying when they mistake Canada for the U.S. At least in my case it was a robocall, rather than a real person on the other end. Nobody to swear at, so I just had a good laugh and hung up the phone.

As Alex Shrub once claimed, this thread is controlled by Canadians with an agenda.

*steals JK's three-ton cake while he's distracted by aimee's cookies*

A few years ago, my mother received a phone call on the landline telling her that Windows had a virus. I took the phone and spent at least ten minutes telling them it wasn't possible because I used windex on them. They hung up on me.

It was fun.

If these scammers ever caught me in a mood to play with them, I'd probably thank them for calling, as I have a really awful situation going on. While they're mentally adding up the thousands of dollars they plan to steal from me, I'd launch into a tale of woe about the pigeon infestation I had on my balcony last summer (seriously, a family moved onto my balcony, and the stench from just 3 birds' worth of bird**** was overwhelming). Since I'm at the end of one wing of the building and there's a wind tunnel effect in the parking lot, I get all kinds of dust and dirt blowing around here. My windows are filthy, but I really don't want to step out among the pigeon waste to deal with it. So thanks to the nice scammers from India, I won't have to. They will be happy to come and clean my windows for me... right?

 

[Kyriakos]

It seems that, finally, the terror campaign of the Game of Thrones strategy game spam ads has ended!!!
Now it is back to suspect post-graduate programs.

 

[choxorn]

Cookies are always a Rave.

 

[Broken_Erika]

I have cookie dough and brownie chunk ice cream!

 

[JohannaK]

I am getting diabetes from just reading this thread.

 

[Ajidica]

I love this article.

Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay
According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Until I saw the link I thought that was the Onion.

 

[Takhisis]

Hm. Doubtful, since you're definitely a square.

Now you make me feel aggravated.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rave: I have cookies.

 

[cardgame]

@Ajidica /r/nottheonion /r/suddenlygay

rave: cookie dipped pretzels are so amazing salty-sweet

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

rave: cookie dipped pretzels are so amazing salty-sweet

A local store sells some amazing chocolate-covered pretzels.

Have you tried chocolate-dipped potato chips? I usually get myself some for Christmas.

 

[cardgame]

@Ajidica /r/nottheonion /r/suddenlygay

rave: cookie dipped pretzels are so amazing salty-sweet

for some bizarre reason I can't edit this so I meant to say cookies and cream dipped pretzels

 

[MaryKB]

A local store sells some amazing chocolate-covered pretzels.

Have you tried chocolate-dipped potato chips? I usually get myself some for Christmas.

I love Starbucks' spinach and feta stuffed pretzels.

Now I think I'm going to go get one in a bit

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I've been doing good about not buying sweets at the grocery store but last night on my way out I saw they were heavily discounting some gooey butter cake and something inside me broke and I came home with three different kinds of cookies and two different kinds of cake squares. It's awesome.

 

[JohannaK]

Dang.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

At the local grocery store I saw some "ruby cocoa" chocolate bars. They were pink.

I initially thought they just spilled food colouring on the manufacturing line and decided to market it as something new instead of throwing it out. But it turns out it's a real thing.