I wasted an hour in school reading TV tropes, I don't need to waste more time at home ;;
Hate to derail the party train, but that just copies from Wikipedia. A professor would spot that immediately.
The Nationals are the second best team in baseball!
The Capitals are winning!
The Wizards are on a winning streak!
The D.C. sports teams are having absolute success! 
How? You can't possibly spend 4 days + Friday afternoon doing that.I discovered the wonders of Blackadder.
Goodbye weekend!

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