Random Thoughts X: Impromptu Interpretations

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She tries to think of something to say, but none of the things she thinks of seem like the right thing to say, so she remains silent. Then she thinks of something to say.

I am truly the best writer of this generation! :smug:
 
I am truly the best writer of this generation! :smug:

You can made an infinite loop out of this, it would be cool to make a long loop from this but with different wording but still maintain the semantic consistency.
 
I just had some thought that Angry Birds are “free-rage chickens” but that is neither funny nor accurate nor relevant now.

In the spirit of glasnost I will share it with you, though.
 
A month ago, just the sight or smell of meat made me want to throw up.

This morning, I woke up with a desperate craving for cooked animal flesh. I ate my regular breakfast, but it just didn't satisfy. I don't know what to do (I haven't eaten meat in years)
 
A month ago, just the sight or smell of meat made me want to throw up.

This morning, I woke up with a desperate craving for cooked animal flesh. I ate my regular breakfast, but it just didn't satisfy. I don't know what to do (I haven't eaten meat in years)
Maybe have a protein shake ? ;) Your baby probably needs some ;)
 
A month ago, just the sight or smell of meat made me want to throw up.

This morning, I woke up with a desperate craving for cooked animal flesh. I ate my regular breakfast, but it just didn't satisfy. I don't know what to do (I haven't eaten meat in years)
Maybe have a protein shake ? ;) Your baby probably needs some ;)
Food cravings are like your inner construction forewoman putting in an order for building supplies, and she's got a schedule to keep. You wouldn't be the first vegetarian to temporarily suspend the rules for 'special circumstances.'
 
I tried eating peanut butter, but it didn't help. I must have flesh between my teeth. I can't explain it, but the feeling is incredibly strong.

I put a roast, bacon, sausage, and ground beef on my grocery order for today.

I feel like an absolutely horrible person *cries*
 
I tried eating peanut butter, but it didn't help. I must have flesh between my teeth. I can't explain it, but the feeling is incredibly strong.

I put a roast, bacon, sausage, and ground beef on my grocery order for today.

I feel like an absolutely horrible person *cries*
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I tried eating peanut butter, but it didn't help. I must have flesh between my teeth. I can't explain it, but the feeling is incredibly strong.

I put a roast, bacon, sausage, and ground beef on my grocery order for today.

I feel like an absolutely horrible person *cries*

I can't imagine, but I feel sorry for you. Hope it passes...
 
A girl smiled at me on the bus today. My immediate reaction was that she must be mad. I checked my hair once I got home too, it didn't look funny today either. So she must have been mad, but it was kinda nice.

But finally Friday, wheee!
 
Not my intention to bring you down, but honestly a woman smiling at you means absolutely nothing. A very high probability that as she looked at you, she was reminded of something completely unrelated that made her smile.
 
I tried eating peanut butter, but it didn't help. I must have flesh between my teeth. I can't explain it, but the feeling is incredibly strong.

I put a roast, bacon, sausage, and ground beef on my grocery order for today.

I feel like an absolutely horrible person *cries*
How long have you gone without eating meat? Most of those are gonna be pretty tough on your system if you've abstained for over a year.

Tuna, chicken, and turkey are good meats to re-acclimate yourself with, though they're not as satisfying as a juicy roast or cheeseburger.

Perhaps a rotisserie chicken?
 
Not my intention to bring you down, but honestly a woman smiling at you means absolutely nothing. A very high probability that as she looked at you, she was reminded of something completely unrelated that made her smile.

That might even be a more probable explanation than the one I thought of!
 
Not my intention to bring you down, but honestly a woman smiling at you means absolutely nothing. A very high probability that as she looked at you, she was reminded of something completely unrelated that made her smile.
I'm reminded of Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle:

"You know, I lied when I said I liked your writing."
"And I lied when I smiled."

Something like that. Been ages since I saw that movie.
 
@local_hero Smiling at another person makes both feel happier. Embrace it. Enjoy it. Pass it on. :)
 
Yeppers, smile back and be happy for sure! And pass it on :) Just be happy that another human being smiled your way, rather than thinking a woman is sexually interested.

A year or so ago, someone told me a real life princess is my doppelganger. That had me floating for days :)
 
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