Roll To Dodge: Continued

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"This is a simple game based off the original Roll to Dodge by Seon.

The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.

'Ludicrous Edition' increases the variability of results with a 20-sided die (actually a short Python script) that in addition to establishing the immediate success of an action, also determines random items found, health/power/money gained/lost, etc. The basic breakdown is as follows:

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Under binary conditions, 1-10 fails, 11-20 succeeds.

Note that attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails. Also note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row. Take heed that your GM is unstable, and may tweak the playing field independent of player actions. Almost anything goes, but be warned that metagaming will anger the D1C3 G0D, who may unleash the wrath of Dr. Hax upon you.

Each player may submit one action per turn. A turn lasts at most one day and at least until every active player has submitted an action. The game is played in rounds that last until one player remains alive." Rules taken from Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition. DO NOT POST YET.
 
Players: [16/20] (YOU MAY NOW POST)

1. General Olaf
Strapped onto a firework
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities:

2. Darth Caesar
Health: 95/100
Items:
Modifiers: Lost (-3 to all actions concerning direction. Lasts for 2 more turns)
Abilities:

3. Tecknojock
Health: 100/100
Items: Stick
Modifiers:
Abilities:

4. DarthNader
Is Thor (with some bonuses)
Health: 90/100
Items: Thor's Hammer (has a special power)
Modifiers:
Abilities: Is Thor, the Norse god of thunder.

5. JoanK
Health: 55/100
Items:
Modifiers: Heavy bleeding (-10HP per turn until healed)/(loss of movement from left leg).
Abilities: Sword fighter (+2 for actions when dealing with sword fighting)

6. Omega124
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities:

7. SouthernKing
In 1399
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities: Is Sonic the Hedgehog (+4 to all actions speed based)

8. SamSniped
Health: 100/100
Items: Non-working pistol, Railgun
Modifiers:
Abilities:

9. Yoshiegg737
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities: Fus-Ro-Dah master

10. NinjaCow64
President of Russia
Health: 100/100
Items: bottles of Vodka (less than 4 bottles)
Modifiers:
Abilities:

11. mayor
Is a fish in a stream
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities: Is a fish (not a cave bat).

12. hoplitejoe
Game designer
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities:

13. electric926
Leader of Black Hole Army
Health: 100/100
Items:
Modifiers:
Abilities:

14: west india man
Health: 90/100
Items:
Modifiers:Loss of wrists. Any action requiring the use of wrists/hands will autofail
Abilities:

15. MoreEpicThanYou
In 1399 (as well as being the leader of several European powers)
Health: 100/100
Items: 100 deactivated Nukes
Modifiers:
Abilities:

16. Save_Ferris
Health: 100/100
Items: $2,000 in cash
Modifiers:
Abilities:

NPCs:

Black Hole Army (controlled by electric926)
-10 regular infantry soldiers from the Black Hole Army
 
I rejoice at the prospect of a new RTD

...

Nah, just kidding (although I do :D).

Real action: I leave my house.
 
I develop awesome sword-fighting skills.
 
To celebrate a new RTD starting up, I drink a gallon of Vodka? Why? Because I am Russian, that's why.
 
I become a vampire and receive all benefits that vampires are suppose to have.

(I'm sorry, I don't have time to get more into detail)
 
I make a roll to dodge.
 
Well, since we have a host of sign ups, I'll start the first update!

I rejoice at the prospect of a new RTD

...

Nah, just kidding (although I do :D).

Real action: I leave my house.

10: You forget to leave. Somehow.....

I find a secret laboratory.

2: You don't even manage to find the local super market... MODIFIER: Lost- (-3) to all actions direction based.

I acquire a Pegasus mount.
4: You find a stick......

I pick up a hammer.

20: You find a hammer. Not only that, it is the hammer of Thor himself which grants it special powers.

I develop awesome sword-fighting skills.

13: You do just that.

I obtain Second Chance Pro

5: You don't.

I become Sonic the Hedgehog

12: Congrats! You become everybody's favorite blue Hedgehog.

i build a railgun

4: You build a pistol that doesn't work.....

I learn to Fus-Ro-Dah

18: You manage to become a master at Fus-Ro-Dah

To celebrate a new RTD starting up, I drink a gallon of Vodka? Why? Because I am Russian, that's why.

12: You drink Vodka. Just don't drink too much 'k? ;)

I become a vampire and receive all benefits that vampires are suppose to have.

(I'm sorry, I don't have time to get more into detail)

6: You turn into a bat.

I make a roll to dodge.

AUTOMATIC FAIL: You can not into making a roll to dodge.

Looks like the D1C3 god was nice to around half of you this round......
 
I join and seize control of the Black Hole army!

(from Advance Wars, of course)
 
I become a game designer.
 
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