Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Darth Caesar]

I find a Repeating Laser Cannon.

 

[civplayah]

I don (spelling?) a spacesuit.

 

[landlubber]

I open a Dunkin' Donuts in space.

 

[!!!!!]

forget my last action i get hired as the researcher of the ship

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I check my pockets.

12: You find $48, a Level 1 security passcard, and a package of gummy bears.

I assume Command.

11: You convince yourself you are the commander.

I make sure there are no cliche problems on board with us.

10: Try as you might, you are unable to secure the ship against genre.

I find a Repeating Laser Cannon.

14: You appropriate a laser pistol.

I don (spelling?) a spacesuit.

9: All you get is a utility jumpsuit.

I open a Dunkin' Donuts in space.

11: You found an interplanetary franchise.

forget my last action i get hired as the researcher of the ship

6: You lack the credentials.

 

[civplayah]

Okay, so are there any tools in it?

 

[!!!!!]

i study

 

[landlubber]

I make money by selling stuff.

 

[!!!!!]

you spelled seons gummy bears, hummy bears on the front page

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a Giant Death Robot exoskeleton

 

[Seon]

I go to the Level 1 Secuirty Arms locker.

 

[mythmonster2]

Find out the status of the spaceship.

 

[Abaddon]

The spaceship is a organic structure, sentient.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Okay, so are there any tools in it?

13: A spanner and a multihead screwdriver.

i study

19: You discipline yourself in space-oriented science, gaining a +2 bonus to R&D rolls.

I make money by selling stuff.

3: The authorities confiscate the outlet on the basis that you have no vending license, fining you $750.

I find a Giant Death Robot exoskeleton

14: You find a disassembled GDR in the cargo hold.

I go to the Level 1 Secuirty Arms locker.

14: You retrieve a laser pistol and three battery packs.

Find out the status of the spaceship.

7: Hull integrity 100%, fuel reserves 70%, shielding 86%, weapons efficiency 20% due to insufficient crew. Security integrity 12% due to lack of maintenance; automated emergency response systems currently limited to bridge and captain's quarters. Total registered personnel: 495. No currently logged security concerns. On course; estimated time of arrival 10 hours.

The spaceship is a organic structure, sentient.

4: Your insane ramblings have made the security staff suspicious.

 

[landlubber]

I make the money back.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find tools to build the GDR.

 

[Seon]

cross out 1 in the secuirty access card and, using the color pigment of the gummy bear, draw in 10.

 

[Abaddon]

I search down the back of the sofa.

 

[mythmonster2]

Oh boy, 10 hours till... something. Oh well, go down to the place where there are weapons.

 

[!!!!!]

i get hired as the researcher of the ship