Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Thorvald of Lym]

I make the money back.

3: You attempt to reimburse your loss with counterfeit money, and are thrown in the brig.

I find tools to build the GDR.

15: You manage to acquire some power tools.

cross out 1 in the secuirty access card and, using the color pigment of the gummy bear, draw in 10.

3: You void the passcard.

I search down the back of the sofa.

11: You find $3.75.

Oh boy, 10 hours till... something. Oh well, go down to the place where there are weapons.

3: You wander onto the firing range.
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: You suffer 16 damage.

i get hired as the researcher of the ship

17: You are appointed head researcher, with a starting salary of $17 per turn.

All great trilogies come in threes! For the next three turns, any player that rolls a 3 has a 1/3 chance of +3 added to the final multiplier.

 

[Seon]

I roll a three.

 

[mythmonster2]

Order the troops to cease, desist, and come with me to the armory.

 

[landlubber]

I break out.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I look for heavy weapons to add to the GDR.

 

[Abaddon]

I turn the power off

 

[!!!!!]

i study more

 

[civplayah]

I look around for anything else to do.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I roll a three.

9: You roll a 13.

Order the troops to cease, desist, and come with me to the armory.

19: They obey. You are granted access to the Level 4 wing.

I break out.

9: "No fortress can hold me! RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG-
I give up."

I look for heavy weapons to add to the GDR.

9: You don't have security clearance for that.

I turn the power off

17: You manage to short-circuit the main power line, starting a chain reaction that shuts off almost all vital functions. The automated protocol secures the bridge, but unless power is restored, everyone else is expected to run out of viable oxygen in 12 turns. (P.S: You're not on the bridge.)

i study more

16: You train yourself in mechanical engineering, gaining a +2 bonus to such rolls.

I look around for anything else to do.

7: The power's out. You can't see squat.

The blackout has disabled most lighting and the artificial gravity. Expect random penalties to actions involving these factors.

 

[Seon]

I stumble around in the closet (I assume I am still in the room where I found my gun ,) looking for a flashlight and an oxygen mask

 

[!!!!!]

i get a guinea pig

 

[mythmonster2]

Grab the first weapon I see and head down to the ship's weaponry system. Someone's gotta fix it.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I assemble my GDR and combine it with my laser pistol.

 

[Abaddon]

I make my way to the bridge.

 

[civplayah]

I put the power back on.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I stumble around in the closet (I assume I am still in the room where I found my gun ,) looking for a flashlight and an oxygen mask

6: You knock yourself back and forth against shelving, losing 8 hitpoints in the process.

i get a guinea pig

17: Hark! From within the impermeable blackness comes a sound. Guided by the squeak of trouble, you drift through the corridor and close upon a guinea pig genetically engineered as part of an experiment into deep space travel.

Grab the first weapon I see and head down to the ship's weaponry system. Someone's gotta fix it.

9: You see nothing.

I assemble my GDR and combine it with my laser pistol.

2: Your work comes to naught; flailing around blindly, you manage a few brief moments of illumination when your pistol fires accidentally, the shots ricocheting through the room and back to you for 24 damage.

I make my way to the bridge.

10: You have no clue where it is.

I put the power back on.

7: You can't find the controls.

 

[civplayah]

I conjure up a flashlight.

 

[Seon]

Enter the room Darth Caesar is in by dropping through the ceiling, roll on the floor once like a freaking ninja, and then shoot Darth Caesar in the face.

 

[Abaddon]

I find a map of the ship in my other pocket.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I shoot Seon.