Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Red_Spy]

I contuine searching for a gun shop.

 

[Verarde]

Screw you joe. Now I've got problems. I fire my AK-47 at hoplitejoe. (all rounds)

 

[landlubber]

I pray to the savanna gods.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Attlee growls and glances in the direction of a nearby building that looks like a library. We trudge into what we think is the library, but is it a library or just a savanna mirage?

 

[hendo]

I sue the stall owner for misleading advertising.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I track Red_Spy to find a gun shop.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I take my rhino and flee as far as i can to begin life as a hermit with only my rhino as company.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I torture the witnesses

 

[mythmonster2]

Awake from my meditation refreshed.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I contuine searching for a gun shop.

15: You venture into another town and do find a purveyor of firearms.

Screw you joe. Now I've got problems. I fire my AK-47 at hoplitejoe. (all rounds)

15 (14): You empty the magazine into him, dealing 17 damage.

I pray to the savanna gods.

17: They reincarnate you as a werehyena, granting you a +2 bonus to mêlée rolls, and upping your maximum health to 140 hitpoints. That hyena from earlier isn't so pissed at you anymore.

Attlee growls and glances in the direction of a nearby building that looks like a library. We trudge into what we think is the library, but is it a library or just a savanna mirage?

17: It's a library, and a damn good one at that. You both become Educated Gentlemen, gaining a +2 bonus to rolls in academia.

I sue the stall owner for misleading advertising.

14: You start arguing, attracting a policeman who books the merchant for price inflation. You get four dollars back, although the rest is taken in as evidence.

I track Red_Spy to find a gun shop.

20: You make one hell of a journey in one hell of a record time. While Red_Spy and company converse with the shop owner, you help yourself to a FAMAS G2 and MAC-50 pistol, with four magazines each.

I take my rhino and flee as far as i can to begin life as a hermit with only my rhino as company.

12: You retreat deeper into the savanna.

I torture the witnesses

15: One of them suggests it might have been arranged by the Union of Mobutuist Democrats.

Awake from my meditation refreshed.

3: You've contracted a nasty sunburn, sapping 7 hitpoints and lowering your defences by 2 points.

I use my endurance and my infamy to start my own Cult.

13 (14): Some... interesting individuals gravitate toward you.

CivGeneral suffers 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[mythmonster2]

Find a nice watering hole to jump into.

 

[Red_Spy]

I ask the purveyor of firearms to hand over his inventory.

 

[Verarde]

Well, I'm out of ammo. I search for a new weapon.

 

[Skwink]

I lead an attack on Mexico City.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Alright, so I'm going on holiday today for a week, so I might not be able to get on. I'll try to, but I can't promise anything. Just saying in case you wonder where I am

Anyway: I look around for a companion outside the gun shop.

 

[hendo]

I buy some minutes for my phone.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I get my rhino to lick my wounds.

 

[landlubber]

I cackle. You know, cause I'm a hyena.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find the boss of the Democrats

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I grab a book on Engineering while Attlee paws through a Political Science book.