Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[hoplitejoe]

I create propaganda against those capitalist pigs!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I figure out the unique features of my Alien body as the stun wears off.

17 (14): Ooh, it is a little more resistant to damage! (+2 to basic defence)

I try to communicate with the people attacking me.

19: You wave a white cloth while shouting "Nye stryelyaytye! Nye stryelyaytye!" And it works! You cross over into Georgia unmolested.

I give my baby to Red_Spy.

18 (17): You find someone you can trust, and with an insurance of $5000, manage to deliver your child to Red_Spy in Georgia.

Combining my academic knowledge of modern medical philosophies, my practical nursing knowledge of medicine, and my knowledge of engineering to raid the correct implements from the library's infirmary, I miraculously bring CivGeneral to full health.

6 (13): You restore 25 hitpoints.

I read one of the books

10: But you don't know the language!

I cough up all my infection into a little jar.

13: "HUOUOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOGHHH-GH-AGGAGHpfbl"

Using my skills as a sapper I dig an underground network of tunnels out from the theatre to the outside world.

15: With your BEAR HANDS you tunnel out a secret passage.

I find the mayor of Westmont, Dr. Robert J. Callahan.

19: "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MAYOR CALLAHAN!"
"Aaah, don't shout! We're the only ones here."

I meditate in the library.

I enter into a pact with Dhoomstriker and thank him for saving me .

6: There's, like, a whole rebel army here. It's rather hard to concentrate.

I create propaganda against those capitalist pigs!

9 (11): Africans taking over TEH WOHRLD is golden troll material.

CivGeneral and Dhoomstriker have formed a pact! If you can't beat 'em...

hendo suffers 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[Red_Spy]

I head off to Switzerland to try to win the Nobel Peace Prize for my actions in Mexico.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Along with some sewing supplies from the library's infirmary, I use my knowledge of engineering for precise suture measurements and my knowledge of medicine for delicate, yet effective, suturing in order to patch up The Master and CivGeneral.

 

[landlubber]

I... beat the army.

 

[GenMarshall]

I practice my shooting skills by grabbing a nearby gun and firing back

 

[Terrance888]

I defend the tunnel while English Crusader leads me through it. (lets do this EC!)

 

[Verarde]

I ask the mayor if there are any problems in Westmont.

 

[Skwink]

I arrive in Ho Chi Ming city with Ana.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I rob a gun store with a book.

 

[Abaddon]

Wearing my Gentleman's Cloak, I re-establish my safari tours.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Yea, me and Terrance move through the tunnel.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I head off to Switzerland to try to win the Nobel Peace Prize for my actions in Mexico.

5: Switzerland's awfully far away by foot.

Along with some sewing supplies from the library's infirmary, I use my knowledge of engineering for precise suture measurements and my knowledge of medicine for delicate, yet effective, suturing in order to patch up The Master and CivGeneral.

9 (12): They both feel 15 hitpoints healthier, and you stop the Master's bleeding.

I... beat the army.

10: Not yet you don't.
ROLL TO DODGE!
11: You hit the dirt.

I find a secluded place in the library to study Ninjitsu.

2: You find a nice, open, concrete chamber... which you quickly discover is the firing range from Post #3897.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12: You narrowly avoid the fire.

I defend the tunnel while English Crusader leads me through it. (lets do this EC!)

4: But it's on the other side of that SWAT line!
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: "PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND LIE ON THE GROUND OR WE WILL SHOOT!"

I ask the mayor if there are any problems in Westmont.

5: "Well, there is the little issue of the Hellcats."
"Hellcats?"
"Giant cats that spew fire."

I arrive in Ho Chi Ming city with Ana.

12 (11): You complete your pilgrimage.

I rob a gun store with a book.

7: Curses! The cops have surrounded the library!

Wearing my Gentleman's Cloak, I re-establish my safari tours.

12 (14): Get yourself back to Africa and you can reclaim your post.

Yea, me and Terrance move through the tunnel.

9: You leave without him.

 

[Red_Spy]

I obtain a Plane and fly to Switzerland!

 

[GenMarshall]

I go someplace else in the Library to study Ninjitsu.

 

[Terrance888]

I distract them, giving English Crusader a chance to KILL THEM ALL.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Safari tours victimise our rhino brothers! Ban them and have there leaders killed!

 

[landlubber]

I order my troops to beat the army.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

My academic nature (scholarly pursuits) draws me to a nearby book which I enjoy so much that I read it from cover to cover.

 

[Skwink]

I lead a Democratic Revolution!