Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[landlubber]

I take over the rest of Nigeria in a stunning invasion that no one saw coming.

 

[Skwink]

I go to Ho Chi Ming city to hide and start over with my family.

 

[CivCube]

"Book fight!!!"

 

[GenMarshall]

I make my way to Dhoomstriker's location.

(If I die due to a bad roll. Please let me know when the next round is going to be and yes I will be more active to avoid the "inactive injuries". I'm getting a bit disheartened with these bad rolls, hence why my lack of activity )

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using my engineering abilities and my sunglasses of awesome (can't forget those!), I open up a teleporter portal at the Master's location and if it is safe to do so, the Master, Samuel North, and their escort of rebels come to the library.

(EDIT: @CivGeneral: if you can make your way to my library, I can heal you, since my character is a nurse.)

 

[Abaddon]

Civ General, you need to concentrate on getting positive modifiers, then using them to their potential. If you use them too much however you get lashed.. which seems a bit pointless. This is a game where in the end Thorvald picks a winner..

 

[Abaddon]

I cough on my Big stick covering it with the Viral infection which i them use to mêlée attack anyone and everyone close enough.

(+4, or is that too "meta" again?)

 

[hoplitejoe]

I use the Devil's Tongue to take over all of Africa and the Arabic peninsula

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I try to get into the theatre.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I summon martians to do my bidding.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I grab my AK-47 and fire at the people attacking me.

10: D'oh! Try it without the safety on.

I consult a map to find out exactly where I am.

16: Well that's odd. According to this, you're in Westmont, Pennsylvania.

I take over the rest of Nigeria in a stunning invasion that no one saw coming.

6: But first... you'll need to beat the army.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14: First blood to you!

I go to Ho Chi Ming city to hide and start over with my family.

9 (8): You embark on foot across India.

"Book fight!!!"

11: Pages and pages flutter about, impeding Darth Caesar's concentration, and thereby his roll, by 2.

I make my way to Dhoomstriker's location.

20: You drag your broken body with one hand across the vastness of Africa to the other side of the continent, collapsing in the library just as your strength gives out.

Using my engineering abilities and my sunglasses of awesome (can't forget those!), I open up a teleporter portal at the Master's location and if it is safe to do so, the Master, Samuel North, and their escort of rebels come to the library.

18 (20): You beam them up, Scotty.

This is a game where in the end Thorvald picks a winner..

I cough on my Big stick covering it with the Viral infection which i them use to mêlée attack anyone and everyone close enough.

A-ha! I knew you were jealous!

3 (4): You break into a terrible coughing fit, spitting up 14 hitpoints.

I use the Devil's Tongue to take over all of Africa and the Arabic peninsula

13 (15): You do score the rest of the UAE, Oman, Yemen and the Kingdom of Arabia, gathering oil revenues worth $15/turn and some jihadists.

I try to get into the theatre.

17: You dash through the police line and catch up to the special tactics unit.

I summon martians to do my bidding.

4 (2): Instead, you're pelted with books, suffering 13 damage.

 

[Terrance888]

I figure out the unique features of my Alien body as the stun wears off.

 

[Red_Spy]

I try to communicate with the people attacking me.

 

[Skwink]

I give my baby to Red_Spy.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Combining my academic knowledge of modern medical philosophies, my practical nursing knowledge of medicine, and my knowledge of engineering to raid the correct implements from the library's infirmary, I miraculously bring CivGeneral to full health.


(I also offer CivGeneral a chance to join in on mine and hendo's pact.)

 

[Darth Caesar]

I read one of the books

 

[Abaddon]

I cough up all my infection into a little jar.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Using my skills as a sapper I dig an underground network of tunnels out from the theatre to the outside world.

 

[Verarde]

I find the mayor of Westmont, Dr. Robert J. Callahan.

 

[GenMarshall]

I meditate in the library.

I enter into a pact with Dhoomstriker and thank him for saving me .