Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[GenMarshall]

I see through Red_Spy's disguise and slash him with my katana

"Did you see the darkness of Hajinmon?"

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I shoot missiles at the med bay.

11 (14): You inflict 22 damage to everyone inside.

Pursue Red_Spy.

10 (11): You have no trouble tracking target.

I disguese as CivGeneral.

8 (5): mythmonster2's bodyguard goes for a tackle.
ROLL TO DODGE!
19 (16): You manage to throw him off balance and into CivGeneral, dealing 16 damage.

I ask around to see if anyone knows the guy who made the war game.

2: Whoever this darkly-clad, sunglass-wearing goon is, it was probably a mistake to ask him.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: You're knifed for 19 damage, leaving a gaping wound that bleeds out at a rate of -12 hp/turn.

I strangle a guard and take his uniform and weapons.

15: You beat both guards senseless and procure some security gear.

Medics patch up my body and I lose the "death at less than 50" thingy...

12: Your new critical limit is 30 hitpoints.

I beat on Red Spy.

3: He grabs your arm and starts beating you in the face for 18 damage.

I see through Red_Spy's disguise and slash him with my katana

"Did you see the darkness of Hajinmon?"

6 (10): It would seem so, as he parries, knocking the blade from your hand.

 

[Seon]

I enter the AI core, swaggering in as if I belong there.

 

[Abaddon]

As the medics continue to repair my body at an increased pace, my intimidation is restored with enhanced power.

 

[Double A]

I destroy the med bay by staring angrily at it.

 

[Red_Spy]

I am the ship's engineer.

 

[landlubber]

I go to a hospital to rest up (while asking the nurses and doctors about the war game.)

 

[mythmonster2]

Power Fist. Red_Spy. Now.

 

[GenMarshall]

I pick up my katana back.

(JESUS CHRIST! I'm getting sick of being the Cosmic Plaything)

 

[Darth Caesar]

I arrive at Halo

 

[Terrance888]

I join in by blasting Red Spy with by fist of doom. (and any weapon I have)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I enter the AI core, swaggering in as if I belong there.

10: You walk straight into the door.

As the medics continue to repair my body at an increased pace, my intimidation is restored with enhanced power.

16: Your intimidation is increased by one point as da healing hastens by 5 hp/turn.

I destroy the med bay by staring angrily at it.

18 (20): Despite being light-years distant, somehow your vexation manages to crack the view port, causing a catastrophic loss of pressure and sucking everyone present therein into the void.

I am the ship's engineer.

20 (17): You are one of the ship engineers. You gain a +3 bonus to mechanics and electrics rolls, and a salary of $17/turn. Anyway, the observation deck is looking worse for wear, the engines are down and we just lost the med bay. Get cracking.

I go to a hospital to rest up (while asking the nurses and doctors about the war game.)

15: They stem the bleeding and proceed to restore you to health at a rate of 30 hp/turn. One of the attendants stealthily slips a piece of paper into your pocket without saying a word.

Power Fist. Red_Spy. Now.

10 (15): You slam him back across the room for 18 damage.

I pick up my katana back.

5: The Bagel Men arrive, knocking it across the room before turning their attention back to you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: You're sideswiped for 13 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: One runs over your feet for 6 damage.

I arrive at Halo

13: You exit hyperspace over the ring, with two turns' worth of health.

I join in by blasting Red Spy with by fist of doom. (and any weapon I have)

8: You do not, however, have a fist of doom.

Abaddon and Verarde have three turns before succumbing to the vacuum.

 

[Double A]

I teleport Abaddon into my ship so he'll support me for world leader.

 

[Seon]

I hack the Random Number Generator.

 

[Red_Spy]

I construct a sentry to protect myself.

 

[Terrance888]

I save Abaddon's life in hopes he will let me revive in his RTD.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fire my laser at Red_Spy again.

 

[GenMarshall]

Getting really ticked off with the Bagleman, I blast him away with the chain laser gun!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Darth Caesar catches an infection and bleeds out his final few hitpoints...

 

[Darth Caesar]

I hook up with friendly forces