Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Terrance888]

I join the new game.

 

[Red_Spy]

Disengage the safety, do the last order again.

 

[Verarde]

I try to determine how much damage it will do if I jump.

 

[Skwink]

My soldiers hunt and strike down the Supreme Drug Leader.

 

[mythmonster2]

Look around for some animals.

 

[CivCube]

I buy off Skwink's soldiers.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I get a librarian to lead me to the Lego blocks, so that I may apply my newfound Engineering knowledge to some sort of awesome design. Meanwhile, Attlee grabs an auto-biography and brushes up on himself.

EDIT:

I propose an alliance with Dhoomstriker. Via telepathy.

If I need to say anything, then I'll say that I am up for it.

 

[landlubber]

I keep searching for a den.

 

[GenMarshall]

I meditate

 

[hendo]

I discover the meaning of life.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I join the new game.

13: Welcome to Africa.

Disengage the safety, do the last order again.

19: All the confidence drains from his face. He throws up his hands. The store is yours.

I try to determine how much damage it will do if I jump.

12: It probably won't kill you.

My soldiers hunt and strike down the Supreme Drug Leader.

5: Mexico City is besieged on all sides by the cartels. This ain't gonna be easy.

Look around for some animals.

2 (4): You contract some sort of parasite that saps 2 hitpoints per turn.

I buy off Skwink's soldiers.

14: You barrage them with conflicting orders, leading some to return to Rebel Command.

I get a librarian to lead me to the Lego blocks, so that I may apply my newfound Engineering knowledge to some sort of awesome design. Meanwhile, Attlee grabs an auto-biography and brushes up on himself.

18: You apply your modest modular mastery to erect some examples that have practical potential. You gain a +2 bonus to engineering rolls through your experience.

I keep searching for a den.

3: What looks like a den turns out to be a sewer line.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: You lose two points to social interactions from your filthy appearance.

I meditate

3: As you attempt to attune yourself to the tranquility of your surroundings, a herd of wildebeest stampede through.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: You suffer 13 damage from the cuts and bruises.

I discover the meaning of life.

9 (10): Hm. It was a lot less enlightening than you were hoping.

hendo and Dhoomstriker have formed a pact! Feign disorder, and crush your enemies.

 

[GenMarshall]

*sigh*, I heal myself to full health again

 

[Red_Spy]

I take all the weapons in the store to the Rebel Leader.

 

[hendo]

I travel to the library that Dhoomstrider has found, and read a book about guns.

 

[landlubber]

I continue my search for a hyena den.

 

[CivCube]

I follow the confused soldiers back to Rebel Command. There must be a doctor who can give me a bionic upgrade.

 

[Verarde]

I jump off the mine in a direction that will best shield me from the blast.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

A librarian leads me to books about alien literature, philosophy, and culture, where I use my academia expertise to learn how to better communicate with aliens.

 

[mythmonster2]

GAH! Look for some sort of natural remedy.

 

[Skwink]

I tell the soldiers all come back.