Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[landlubber]

We drive to the hyena den in safety.

 

[CivCube]

I flip the Invisibility switch on my left arm.

 

[mythmonster2]

Have my lions circle around Terrance's to flank him.

 

[Skwink]

I hold the blood in with my hand.

 

[hendo]

I enter a shooting competition in which the main prize is more Desert Eagle ammo. Lots of it

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I shoot a clip with my MAC-50 at mythmonster while he is distracted.

 

[Verarde]

I attempt to remove the bullet in a way that does not injure me further.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go the the rebel doctor.

11: You go to the rebel doctor, trailed by the Master.
ROLL TO DODGE!
13: You kick sand in his face for 3 damage.

Skilled with his learned medical knowledge, Attlee deftly attacks both my wand and my wounds, restoring both the wand and me to full working order.

11 (10): That might just be crazy enough to be a horrible idea.

I skillfully ambush Mythmonster2 with my pride, striking at his sunburned skin.

15 (17): They relieve him of the burden of 16 hitpoints.

We drive to the hyena den in safety.

17 (19): If hyenas owned a Bat Cave, it'd be tricked out like this.

I flip the Invisibility switch on my left arm.

4: The circuitry's busted and it discharges an electric shock for 9 damage.

Have my lions circle around Terrance's to flank him.

9 (11): You make yourself an open target, but now their attention is divided.

I hold the blood in with my hand.

1: You send yourself into violent shock. All rolls now suffer a -3 penalty.

I enter a shooting competition in which the main prize is more Desert Eagle ammo. Lots of it

8 (9): Such a competition is not taking place at the moment.

I shoot a clip with my MAC-50 at mythmonster while he is distracted.

13 (17): You loose three shots, dealing 20 damage.

I attempt to remove the bullet in a way that does not injure me further.

9: You get the bullet out for 4 damage.

It turns out a princess was on my tour and her father offers her hand in marriage he is so happy I saved her life.

17 (16): She misreports the valour required of the situation, and you are now engaged to the Sheikha of Dubai, Maitha bint Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktou.

 

[mythmonster2]

Smash Terrance in the face with my branch while my lions attack his pride.

 

[hendo]

In that case, I purchase some ammo from the owner of the firing range.

 

[Verarde]

I attempt to see where the bullet came from.

 

[landlubber]

I look for a mate.

 

[Red_Spy]

I tell the Master to go find the Doctor.

 

[Skwink]

I ask someone else to help me.

 

[CivCube]

I smoke some of the local weed in my pocket.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using some plywood, some nails, some metal rods, a bit of duct tape, and a lot of insane creativity, I engineer a TARDIS replica to lure and trap the Master.

 

[Terrance888]

I blitzkrieg my pride into his formation, smashing it and scattering his allies.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I shoot a few more rounds at mythmonster with my MAC-50 (I'm only going for you MM because you have -2 defense )

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Smash Terrance in the face with my branch while my lions attack his pride.

14 (16): You deliver 14 damage and break his nose, causing him to bleed out 2 hitpoints per turn.

In that case, I purchase some ammo from the owner of the firing range.

14 (15): You spend all your cash and get two clips.

I attempt to see where the bullet came from.

18: That bush over there! And you see the assassin trying to flee!

I look for a mate.

19 (20): You cozy up to the group's matriarch.

I tell the Master to go find the Doctor.

3: Oh, but you're such sporting practice!
ROLL TO DODGE!
16: You pummel him upside the head, then fire a burst into his chest for 19 damage.

I ask someone else to help me.

14 (11): Sam drops his defensive posture and runs to your aid.

I smoke some of the local weed in my pocket.

3: Ohhh, that's the concentrated stuff. Your state of surreality incurs a -3 penalty to all your rolls for the next four turns.

Using some plywood, some nails, some metal rods, a bit of duct tape, and a lot of insane creativity, I engineer a TARDIS replica to lure and trap the Master.

16 (18): You create a convincing facsimile; he ditches Verarde and is headed your way.

I blitzkrieg my pride into his formation, smashing it and scattering his allies.

9: No good. He's smashed your face in, and both sides are evenly matched.

I shoot a few more rounds at mythmonster with my MAC-50 (I'm only going for you MM because you have -2 defense )

9 (13): You deal 13 damage with a few missed shots.

We have a beautiful wedding followed by a splendiferous honeymoon

8: It's gonna take some time to prepare.

 

[mythmonster2]

Find some way to heal myself.