Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Red_Spy]

I wander away from the area in search of adventure.

 

[landlubber]

Try to find a lead on the thief.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Me and the rhinos go on a trip to Disney land Africa.

 

[Skwink]

I apologize to Sam and try to bring her to.

 

[Verarde]

I find something important to do.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I rush to the library's nursing station, where I use my knowledge of medicine to inject myself with a serum that not only counters the parasite but speeds up my body's internal recovery ability.

 

[hendo]

I catch a flight to the rebel HQ to follow them up on their proposition.

 

[Abaddon]

Mythmonster2's large branch is collected up for me and couriered to my wedding.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I lay Terrance and the remainders of mythmonster to rest.

2: The lions are angry.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (15): You knock one out.

I wonder away from the area in search of adventure.

15: You spy a column of men dragging a tall ship across the savanna.

Try to find a lead on the thief.

18 (20): You ask a bushman. He points to that imposing industrial facility off in the distance.

Me and the rhinos go on a trip to Disney land Africa.

17 (19): Even though you're broke, the ticket counter is hard-pressed to refuse a herd of rhinoceroses.

I apologize to Sam and try to bring her to.

9 (8): You slap him about, but it doesn't seem to work.

I find something important to do.

20: You run into a government brigade and are accidentally made Lieutenant-Colonel, with a salary to match. There's a rebel group out west. WIPE 'EM OOT!

I rush to the library's nursing station, where I use my knowledge of medicine to inject myself with a serum that not only counters the parasite but speeds up my body's internal recovery ability.

12 (15): You cure yourself of the infection and gain a +1 hp/turn regenerative ability.

I catch a flight to the rebel HQ to follow them up on their proposition.

6: Drat, out of cash.

Mythmonster2's large branch is collected up for me and couriered to my wedding.

20 (20): It'll be there waiting for you.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Heading out onto the library's balcony, Attlee roars to the wilds a logicial (academia-based) argument in lion-speak, which convinces the pride of 17 lions to come to the library.

OOC:

17 (19): Even though you're broke, the ticket counter is hard-pressed to refuse a herd of rhinoceroses.

That's awesome!

 

[landlubber]

Raid the factory!

 

[Red_Spy]

I ask the men what are they doing.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I use my infamy to get us all some fast track passes!

 

[Verarde]

I check to see how many men I have, and how many men the rebels have.

 

[CivCube]

I enlist in the local foot race to get to know the villagers.

 

[Skwink]

I realize I've ran a terrible and wasted life of working in an office, watching my comrades die, shooting presidents, and leading revolutions, and sit down on the curb of Mexico City crying with my face in my hands at night while it rains, in my nicest suit, while my closest, and only friend through all of this, Sam, gets up and leaves.

 

[Abaddon]

I use my infamy to fly out 1st Class to my wedding.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Got lucky there. Right, now I try to entice the lions to join me.

 

[GenMarshall]

Okaye... ...I find some diamonds!

 

[hendo]

Hmm...in that case I use the teleporter conveniently situated in the library's basement.

OOC: My lucky charm is still working right?