Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Ailedhoo]

Now I am inside I will go sneaky and find some box to hide in as I lay low from security; then I can begin to find out the nature of this base.

 

[Omega124]

I guess while I am still paying for them, sic blackwater on the new political upstarts

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I volunteer my medical services in the hospital's morgue, where I learn skills regarding working with the bodies of those who were pronounced dead.

 

[GenMarshall]

I enter the "Identify the Munitions" competition being held today at the veterans' club and I win the third prize of getting to attend their banquet tonight and getting to sleep overnight in their simulated barracks bedroom.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I ask the guards if they will teach me to dance.

 

[JohannaK]

I join the game.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Begin the search for the Oil Rig, using my trusty subscribers to help me on my hunt!

 

[SouthernKing]

I end this civil war once and for all with a snek-powered sneak attack on the capital

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I post an update on the Roll to Dodge game I'm running in the city.

12 (13): You post an update on the Roll to Dodge game you're running in the city.

Now I am inside I will go sneaky and find some box to hide in as I lay low from security; then I can begin to find out the nature of this base.

20: You find a prototype InvisiBox that grants you +3 to stealth so long as you're in it.

I guess while I am still paying for them, sic blackwater on the new political upstarts

20 (20): Proving yourself an old-school Communist, you ruthlessly purge the APP, arresting its key members while grassroots volunteers head for the hills, consolidating your grip on the national discourse. +3 to statecraft.

I volunteer my medical services in the hospital's morgue, where I learn skills regarding working with the bodies of those who were pronounced dead.

11: For your services some rookie staff finally patch up your open wounds.

I enter the "Identify the Munitions" competition being held today at the veterans' club and I win the third prize of getting to attend their banquet tonight and getting to sleep overnight in their simulated barracks bedroom.

12 (13): You win third prize of $100.

I ask the guards if they will teach me to dance.

8 (9): You can only see Samuel North, and he's not much of a dancer.

I join the game.

9: You don't join the game.

Begin the search for the Oil Rig, using my trusty subscribers to help me on my hunt!

1 (2): Twitch Saves the World turns out to be an abysmal failure as you're bombarded with conflicting instructions, at least one-third of which are stale memes and cancerous trolling. Next thing you know you're adrift in a dinghy in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

I end this civil war once and for all with a snek-powered sneak attack on the capital

18: Rallying what's left of the APP, you lead a desperate salient back into Windhoek, storming the legislature to take on Omega herself.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (4): Unfortunately she's not unguarded, and you're shot for 17 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8 (7): Momiji is unable to close the distance, taking 6 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10 (6): Your Lesser Hentaibeast is slain.
ROLL TO DODGE!
17: The snakes attack the security staff, leaving Omega exposed.

CubeCannon swaps CivGeneral and the Hyena!

 

[CivCube]

I get my name out there in the Congo as I begin to campaign in earnest.

 

[Omega124]

I blush like a Japanese schoolgirl being exposed

 

[JohannaK]

I join the game. Harder this time.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Bringing along the morgue's helpful rookie staff, I head out to the bacta tank where we perform an EnglishCrusader-style medical experiment on Terrance888's body, who is defenceless to stop the medical experiment.

 

[Terrance888]

(Ohh myyyy)

 

[gay_Aleks]

I'd like to be retired for the next 1-2 weeks due to inability to send orders every day.

Think of it as downtime while I get to the nearest land.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Using the InvisiBox I go sneak my way deeper into the base.

What mysteries lie beyond? A lab? A workshop? A alien holding prison? Whatever the case there should be a command centre with information and stuff that may prove useful for my quest to please the voices...

 

[GenMarshall]

Even though I am out of ammo, I clutch my favourite shell casing close to my chest for luck while I try to rest and recover.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I ask the guards what they are good at.

 

[SouthernKing]

I finish the job in the memory of the Lesser Hentaibeast

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I get my name out there in the Congo as I begin to campaign in earnest.

4 (5): "Democracy? In my DRC?" Rebel factions opposition parties move to shut you up.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (8): The city is besieged by guerrilla militants.

I blush like a Japanese schoolgirl being exposed

5: Your moment of embarrassment conveys +2 aggro to the rebel attackers.

I join the game. Harder this time.

12: You join the game with ...what was the name of your favourite revolver?

Bringing along the morgue's helpful rookie staff, I head out to the bacta tank where we perform an EnglishCrusader-style medical experiment on Terrance888's body, who is defenceless to stop the medical experiment.

11 (13): The autopsy reveals Terrance888 died from blunt trauma to the head that was exacerbated by an ongoing condition of rapid blood loss from multitudinous bullet wounds.

Using the InvisiBox I go sneak my way deeper into the base.

What mysteries lie beyond? A lab? A workshop? A alien holding prison? Whatever the case there should be a command centre with information and stuff that may prove useful for my quest to please the voices...

7 (10): You bump into a wall.

Even though I am out of ammo, I clutch my favourite shell casing close to my chest for luck while I try to rest and recover.

14 (15): The Murder Fairy takes pity on your cluelessness and reloads both your guns for you.

I ask the guards what they are good at.

15 (16): Sam's good at shooting people. Here, take this Kalashnikov and he'll teach ya.

I finish the job in the memory of the Lesser Hentaibeast

10 (10): Even with AoC you miss the target.

Momiji tries a flank attack.
ROLL TO DODGE!
11 (13): She slices Omega for 7 damage.

Tolni has retired from the game.
CubeCannon swaps hoplitejoe and JohannaK!