Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[CivCube]

Then my fear shall be my muse! I write a screenplay for the writers' group in the Avenue of the Arts.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Scout out this space yard; perhaps I can find something that can please the Elder Gods.

 

[JohannaK]

I stroll into the compound shooting anything that moves.

 

[GenMarshall]

I am too tired and too afraid to call out to Super hendo for help.

 

[Omega124]

I nationalize and liquidize the company Joan got the contract from so he is unable to work on the project

 

[JohannaK]

I'm creating jobs for your people! D:<

 

[hoplitejoe]

I start looking for Horace around the base

 

[gay_Aleks]

Forwards! They may take our lives, but we'll take theirs first!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Then my fear shall be my muse! I write a screenplay for the writers' group in the Avenue of the Arts.

13 (12): Your made-for-TV movie does fairly well on public television, netting you a humble 6 .

Scout out this space yard; perhaps I can find something that can please the Elder Gods.

5 (6): There does not actually appear to be a plant here at all. The Elder Gods are not pleased, and knock off another SAN point.

I stroll into the compound shooting anything that moves.

13: Three bullets knock out three stragglers.

I am too tired and too afraid to call out to Super hendo for help.

15 (12): You are too tired and too afraid to call out to Super hendo for help.

I nationalize and liquidize the company Joan got the contract from so he is unable to work on the project

13: You seize the company and scrap the contract.

I start looking for Horace around the base

10 (9): You encounter some straggling guards.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10 (10): They gang up and scuff you for 2 damage.

Forwards! They may take our lives, but we'll take theirs first!

18 (19): Heaving a conveniently-placed metal pole, you smash one of the Vertibird's rotors, provoking a domino-style mid-air collision that sends them all crashing to Earth in one hell of a picturesque fireball. Not only are you not anxious anymore, but you and your team get +1 to rolls for the next three turns as you ride the adrenaline rush.

CubeCannon swaps Ailedhoo and the Lesser Hentaibeast!

 

[Omega124]

With that said and done, I...

*consultingbthe great book of Red Venus*

Seize the bank accounts of all foreign nationals within Nambia.

 

[CivCube]

I train my fighting skills in the Corridor of the Clan. If I can feel more powerful, then my fear will be nothing.

 

[hoplitejoe]

i scruff'em right back!

 

[JohannaK]

I rally all stragglers in the compound around my leadership with a concert for charity in which I sing my greatest hits.

 

[GenMarshall]

Frank gathers up Dhoomstriker's Pride of lions and regales them with the story of my defeat of the US forces.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Blessed with the lost of another SAN point I prey to the gods in thanks for awaking me further.

 

[gay_Aleks]

C'mon boys, we're almost there! Take down their Vertibirds, and this fight's ours!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

With that said and done, I...

*consultingbthe great book of Red Venus*

Seize the bank accounts of all foreign nationals within Nambia.

4: With most of that demographic having fled during the rebellion, you manage to 'liberate' a measly $17 for the state coffers. In retaliation, the UN imposes economic sanctions that drain the national treasury by -$13/turn as the social safety net struggles with lack of basic supplies.

I train my fighting skills in the Corridor of the Clan. If I can feel more powerful, then my fear will be nothing.

4 (3): Hoo boy, let's see: Torn ligament, whiplash, sprained ankle, not to mention cuts and bruises all over the body... You lose 19 hitpoints, your regeneration is suspended, and you suffer a -1 penalty to basic defence.

i scruff'em right back!

15 (15): You beat them up and steal one of their guns.

I rally all stragglers in the compound around my leadership with a concert for charity in which I sing my greatest hits.

2 (5): Even in your Ziggy Stardust persona, they recognize you as the player behind India in MP1, AKA Georgian China's Mortal Enemy #4.3; you aren't gonna be able to reason with this mob.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: Undaunted, you treat them to such a spectacular performance that their tiny, shrivelled minds explode under the sheer awesomeness. You loot $148, four assault rifles, three grenades, and a handgun.

Frank gathers up Dhoomstriker's Pride of lions and regales them with the story of my defeat of the US forces.

16 (18): Frank manages to rally the pride back to fighting morale with his tales of heroism.

Blessed with the lost of another SAN point I prey to the gods in thanks for awaking me further.

10: You hear a busy signal.

C'mon boys, we're almost there! Take down their Vertibirds, and this fight's ours!

4 (6): That incoming power armour would seem to contest that.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (18): A hastily-arranged ambush breaks their morale, and one of the soldier's necks. You net yourself a suit for yourself that conveys +2 to mêlée and +3 to basic defence, at the cost of -1 mobility.

CubeCannon swaps Hyena Clan and the Rhinoceros Herd!

 

[JohannaK]

I sell three of the assault rifles for a trip to Equatorial Guinea.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I continue to search for Horace.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Search the area; there must be something I could scavenge or make use of for the Elder Gods' intrigues.