Seon said:
I beg the angelic hiearchy for forgiveness so that they will restore my attack skills to normal.
11: Your probation is lifted.
Omega124 said:
I Fire my Rocket Launcher at the Devil's King, desstroying it and winning it for Earthling.
20: You completely destroy the board, rendering the game inconclusive. The Devil is not amused.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10: Your health is halved by a fireball.
Earthling said:
That's what I get for not actually using a program, and also, the board skipping a couple of turns. I'll continue to fight him cleanly though for now.
The board no longer exists.
kill fire said:
Ow. Well then, I'll just keep sleeping.
8: Sometimes, you dream of cheese.
choxorn said:
I pick up a different magazine and read it until I get admitted for treatment/healing.
2: A kid in the waiting room throws a tantrum, and amidst the confusion and flying papers, you get a nasty papercut dealing -5 hp.
Zack said:
I use my mind powers to trick the guards into letting me free.
2 (1): You have no mind powers. Here comes the billy club.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4 (2): You take another 9 damage.
Abaddon said:
I demonically ask the devil to kill earthling.
11 (12): The Devil turns from Omega124 to concentrate on killing Earthling first.
DrumStudent said:
I search for the 7 Chaos Emeralds and try to befriend Shadow the Hedgehog while doing so.
Before you can do anything, you burst out of the grave while shouting "I'M BACK BABY!"
mythmonster2 said:
Order everyone in my army to attack Abaddon.
14: A combine-arms assault deals 29 damage.
Anonymoose said:
I fail to heal myself completely.
7: You heal 10 hitpoints.
tuxedohamm said:
Sneak into a military command center and adjust military strategy to create an increased number of stalemated military engagements worldwide.
13: A number of battles turn into wars of attrition.
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