Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

I activate without the need for control codes.

 

[!!!!!]

i dump the marijuana but keep the bag

 

[landlubber]

I use Abaddon to win the game.

 

[civplayah]

I command the acid to stop at once.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go to some UNSC ship's medbay to heal while we fly to the Alpha Harmonizer.

18 (20): You're patched up to par, then stroll nonchalant into the tower.

I activate without the need for control codes.

You can't. You're inanimate.

i dump the marijuana but keep the bag

16: You dump the marijuana but keep the bag.

I use Abaddon to win the game.

20: With a tremendous burst of strength you hurl yourself through space, diving past choxorn and ricocheting up the staircase to the mainframe. You type in the activation procedure, and hit 'enter'. There is a rising hum, a purple flash, and...

Spoiler :

LOL JK YOU BRING WORLD PEACE!!

Everyone wins.

I command the acid to stop at once.

WORLD PEACE.

Game over, man.
I'll be taking a breather for the next few days, so stay tuned for Round 3. There are more than enough spin-offs to keep you entertained 'til then.

 

[landlubber]

This is when you say, "Thank you, landlubber!"

 

[choxorn]

Thanks, landlubber!

If anyone wants to celebrate, I'm going to sell the Deed to Siberia to get a bunch of more awesome places, and throw the world's most epic "The Game is Over! We won!" Party.

 

[mythmonster2]

Aw, goddamit. Winners club's supposed to be exclusive! Bluh.

 

[Abaddon]

Well, I am determined to have advanced seating for once so;

I play the lottery

 

[landlubber]

Future action: I get a job at a boat rental place.

 

[!!!!!]

future action:i study medicine

 

[civplayah]

Shouldn't we know our situation before we decide what to do?

 

[Darth Caesar]

So I can join at round three?

 

[Darth Caesar]

Can I?

 

[choxorn]

Of course you can.

 

[Darth Caesar]

YES!!!!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

And... we're back. This round's ludicrousness takes the form of 500 health each... but a lot more faith is in the dice this time in terms of determining damage. Ranged weapons, especially repeating rifles, are going to pack a much nastier punch than usual. You have been warned.

ROUND THREE
You are onboard a spaceship.

 

[Seon]

And... we're back. This round's ludicrousness takes the form of 500 health each... but a lot more faith is in the dice this time in terms of determining damage. Ranged weapons, especially repeating rifles, are going to pack a much nastier punch than usual. You have been warned.

ROUND THREE
You are onboard a spaceship.

I check my pockets.

 

[Abaddon]

I assume Command.

 

[mythmonster2]

I make sure there are no cliche problems on board with us.