Roll to Dodge: Now with daily updates!

[Skwink]

Hey all. We've all played those RTD's that die after 4 turns, or where each update takes weeks to be done. Well I'm here with something else: a RTD with updates!
We won't be having rolls up to 20 here, we're just going up to 6.

1) Utter failure. Expect dire consequences.
2) Not good. Negative consequences, but not too painful.
3) Neutral roll. Nothing good or bad.
4) Ok roll. You'll get a few positive consequences.
5) Better roll. You'll get positive consequences.
6) Perfect roll! Get what you asked for, and perhaps more.

You get one action per round. Everyone starts with 100 HP, and this is the highest amount you can get. There will be NPC's, and in some cases you could get a second roll for them.

Starting Location: In a generic big city. You're in a bad neighborhood, teeming with gangs, glocks, and drugs. These gangsters are VERY hostile.

 

[Skwink]

STATS

Player: Yoshiegg737
80HP
-$300
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Wanted by a Gang

Player: General Olaf- In Hong Kong
100HP
Desert Eagle- 2 clips 7 bullets each +2 to combat rolls
KungFu master, +1 to melee combat
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Game Show winner
KungFu Master

Player: Omega124
100HP
2 MP-40's- 30 rounds each
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Proud owner of Second Chance Pro
Kicked men in balls
Free from jail

Player: NinjaCow64 - Taken away by the Government
100HP
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Darner

Player: Dhoomstriker
100HP
Trained in Hand to Hand combat +1 to hand to hand rolls
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Gang Leader

Player: Boundless- Northern Canada
100HP
$990
Damaged back -1 to physical action
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Gangster
Owns half a magic sandwich
Can fly

Player: Pope hoplitejoe- Constantinople
95HP
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Excommunicated
The Pope

Player: Red_Spy - In BigCity College
97HP
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Student
Reading a book
In class
Medical Degree owner

Player: Darth Caesar - On Earth
100HP
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Crash Landed on Moon
Owns a glass of water

Player: west india man
95HP
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Sunni Muslim

Player: mayor - Leaving Town
97HP
ATV +2 to movement rolls
Good eyes +1 to sight rolls
Good Aim +1 to shooting
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Married to Farmer's Daughter

Player: mechaerik
100 HP
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Crazy Politician
President of Somalia
Developing Nuke in 2 turns
WAR with USA

Player: Terrance888 - Hunting a Mob Boss
100 HP
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In Seal Team 6

Player: Abaddon
95HP
Using Lucky Gun gives +2 to roll 2 clips
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Lucky Gun

Player: EnglishCrusader- With Dhomm
100HP
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Friends with John


Allies
Dhoom and English


NPC

Dhoom's Gang
Ally: Dhoom
Enemy: GangBoss
200HP

Gangsters
Ally: Boundless
Enemy: Yoshie
180 HP
Going to boarding school

Seal Team 6 - IN GangBoss's stronghold
Ally: Terrance
Enemy: Mobsters
200HP

Demons
Ally: Yoshie
Enemy: GangBoss and Co
180HP

GangBoss
Ally: his men
Enemy: Dhoom and his gang, Terrance and his team, English and John
-20HP Overkilled!

Katin
Unattractive Buff woman
Ally: mayor
enemy: none
50HP

John
Ally: English Dhoom's gang
enemy: none
100HP

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I point at a gangster and laugh at him

 

[Optical]

I go on a game show to win money.

 

[Omega124]

I pick up an MP-40.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I darn those darn gangsters to heck.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I start up a gang.

 

[Boundless]

I become the head of the hostile gang.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I become a minister in the local church.

 

[Red_Spy]

I dance

 

[Darth Caesar]

I'm playing as a martian.

I fly to Earth on my flying saucer.

 

[W|M]

I convert to Sunni islam.

 

[mayor]

I turn around and walk away... silly gangsters

 

[Skwink]

I point at a gangster and laugh at him

2) He doesn't like that much, and tells his gangsters you're a priority target.

I go on a game show to win money.

4) You win $1000

I pick up an MP-40.

6) You pick up 2 MP-40s, both fully loaded.

I darn those darn gangsters to heck.

5) The Gangsters hunting Yoshie are darned hard for 20 hp.

I start up a gang.

4) You start a gang indeed.

I become the head of the hostile gang.

3) They accept you amount their ranks.

I become a minister in the local church.

1) A local church excommunicates you.

I dance

2) You trip and fall, losing 3 HP.

I'm playing as a martian.

I fly to Earth on my flying saucer.

2) You crash on the moon.

I convert to Sunni islam.

4) You do indeed.

I turn around and walk away... silly gangsters

2) You fall as you walk away for 3 HP.

 

[Red_Spy]

I get a job.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I try to stop the gangsters being naughty by telling them to stop following the evil Neville and ask them to stop practicing the seven slightly painful sins.

EDIT: Are there going to be stats for the NPCs (ie the gangsters)?

 

[Skwink]

I try to stop the gangsters being naughty by telling them to stop following the evil Neville and ask them to stop practicing the seven slightly painful sins.

EDIT: Are there going to be stats for the NPCs (ie the gangsters)?

Ah yes, I forgot to add those. Will do after a party.

 

[Optical]

I use my $1000 to buy firearms/ammo.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I try the Catholics

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I practice my hand-to-hand combat skills.