Okay, I'll join. I get some friends to come to my apartment.
5) You make a friend named John Doe, and he follows you home.
Jailed? Oops. I gues I better talk my way out of there, then.
4) the Guards decided you're a good guy and let you out.
My sandwich gives me the power to fly!
6) You can now fly, and you still have a bite left!
6) This gun could hit anything 4 miles away. +2 to attacks
I use my insane politicina charisma to order the army to crush some random third world country.
6) The army totally destroys Somalia.
Seal Team Six go on a training mission- Capture the leader of the Gangsters, dead or alive.
4) You and your team set out!
I summon demons, to get even with the gangsters
6) The Demons appear, and they're
your soldiers.
3) You began reading a text book
I darn WIM to heck for trying to create more heretics!
4) You darn WIM for 5 HP
I assassinate whoever I lost against
2) His bodyguards catch you and fine you $1000
I get the people at NinjaCow's boarding school to convert to Sunni Islam.
1) They attempt to stone you! Roll to dodge!
6) They have sucky aim and you manage to escape the building unharmed.
As the rival gang leader charges me, I scoop up some dirt and throw it in his face, following it up with a knuckle sandwich.
2) 3) You miss with the dirt, but give him a good punch for 15 HP.
Ah well... I take down Byzantium instead
6) It's a total defeat for Constantinople
I do some targetpracticing with the gun that is on top of my ATV (aiming = sight roll, right?)
Sure. 5) 6) You gain +1 to shooting
6) This is magic water. After drinking, it sends you down to Earth.
Red Spy is number 5, as per Random.org
Dice is rolled, 5 comes up! He goes to College!
No new players anymore
