Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

[Red_Spy]

I learn to breath underwater.

 

[Skwink]

I buddy breathe with bestrfcplayer using an airtank, as we rise to the surface.

 

[Earthling]

I catch a fish in the midst of the flooding for delicious sushi

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I hit SouthernKing on the head with a flashlight that also serves as a floatation device

 

[Abaddon]

Man… I can’t get a break!

I find some scuba gear and put it on so I can breathe.

12: Aah, thats much better.

I replace the nuclear core by snatching it and Southerking's hands off.

16 (15): You tear it from his grasp, so rapidly his tendons snap! The lights come on and it begins to cool down again.. SouthernKing writhes around in agony!

I use my key to launch a missile at Yoshieggs hometown in Canada

3 (1): Without working hands, you mash away at the keyboard, damaging yourself further as well as dropping the key.

I escape the submarine, swimming to the nearest tropical beach with attractive women.

12 (15): Aah, safe, and from the water you can see a beach volleyball team. This boosts your spirits for next turn (+2 next turn)

I ask Skwink Caesar if he can take me to a hospital.

16: He helps you, they heal you to full health and give you a wheelchair!

With my nightvision I close the sub door to stop further flooding

8 (9): The water is flowing too fast!

I find an emergency escape sub and leave in it.

10 (11): Swoosh, you are gone, pootling around in your own little sub. It will last you three turns

I learn to breath underwater.

3 (4): You gulp in sea water and start coughing... -1hp

I buddy breathe with bestrfcplayer using an airtank, as we rise to the surface.

1 (2): Seems someone tricked you, its not oxygen, its methane! You are in deadly danger, far too deep to surface... you can hold your breath for two turns..

I catch a fish in the midst of the flooding for delicious sushi

13: An what a yummy fish indeed!

I hit SouthernKing on the head with a flashlight that also serves as a floatation device

20: THWACK! You bring it down with a crushing blow that knocks him unconscious. The indestructible, lucky, highly buoyant flash light really knocked him for six!



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Phew! Engines back on, and so emergency systems have locked doors and controlled the flooding...

 

[SouthernKing]

I crawl and manage to stumble upon the dropped AK-47

 

[mechaerik]

I start a life as a humble fisherman, with a pet shark.

 

[BSmith1068]

I swim to the sick bay and get healed.

 

[Earthling]

I find and negotiate with the Russian spies for their goals and terms on control of the submarine.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I go enter a wheelchair racing contest.

 

[Terrance888]

I reboot my portal gun. I smile, and as I open my mouth, I show my teeth which I filed on eating utensils.

 

[Abaddon]

I show my teeth which looked filed as I reboot my portal gun.

As much as your descriptions are sometimes humorous.. I don't have a clue what you are on about. PLEASE take the time to ensure your sentences makes sense!

 

[Terrance888]

Fixed

 

[Red_Spy]

I help the Russian Spies attack Earthling.

Edit: I am an ally of the Russian Spies NPC?

 

[Boundless]

I set up camp on a floating table in the sub.

 

[Skwink]

I swim to the surface in record time.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Using The indestructible, lucky, highly buoyant flash light I got last turn, that really should be in my inventory on post #2 *cough*, I search for titanium scuba gear

 

[Bratmon]

I remain dead.

 

[Tecknojock]

My emergency sub is equipped with a torpedo, which I launch at the Triton Sub.

 

[Abaddon]

I crawl and manage to stumble upon the dropped AK-47

6 (4) Nope, still unconscious. Not a healthy coma...

I start a life as a humble fisherman, with a pet shark.

15 (20): Hardly humble, you own one of the flashiest fishing fleets in the local! An your pet shark can attack on command. (Gain separate action and dice rolls for your shark)

I swim to the sick bay and get healed.

4 (5): You can't find the sick bay and are begging to feel weak..

I find and negotiate with the Russian spies for their goals and terms on control of the submarine.

7: They don't want to tell you.

I go enter a wheelchair racing contest.

8: You come second (I'm really sad this didn't get a high roll

I reboot my portal gun. I smile, and as I open my mouth, I show my teeth which I filed on eating utensils.

9: Nope, seems dead.

I help the Russian Spies attack Earthling.

Edit: I am an ally of the Russian Spies NPC?

20: You explain to the Russian Spies that Earthling insinuated something about their mother, they are very angry will him and attack!

(Earthling's R2D!)
5: They open up with their flame thrower doing 6 damage!

I set up camp on a floating table in the sub.

16 (17): An what a camp it is! Anyone trying to attack you when in your camp will suffer -4 to their roll, and every turn you are in camp, you regain 2hp.

I swim to the surface in record time.

14 (15): You burst through the surface of the water near Mechaerik's beautiful ladies!

Using The indestructible, lucky, highly buoyant flash light I got last turn, that really should be in my inventory on post #2 *cough*, I search for titanium scuba gear

11 (13): An find it...

My emergency sub is equipped with a torpedo, which I launch at the Triton Sub.

12 (13) The torpedo is launched and will hit after next turn!



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Ah, things are finally starting to go a bit swimmingly for some of you.. others... very close to death. Since I take away any hp loss effects on the start of the turn, it is going to take something pretty amazing to keep BSmith1068 alive an to even have his next go.. then again, does it matter if Technojock's torpedo hits?