Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[Boundless]

I make sure I don’t punch Red_Spy

12: You don't punch Red_Spy...

I give up escaping the TV and just wait to die in it.

12(10): You, for some unknown reason, don't give up, and manage to escape the TV on a new strike of luck...

For the first guests on 'Bear and Brown', we have the reanimated corpses of Herbert Hoover, Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Thomas E. Dewey.

7: The corpses are busy on another program and your show receives really poor reviews so people throw tomatoes at you... (-3hp)

I thank Dr Cox and kill Kenny from South Park

9: Kenny is a sly fox and misses your attack.

I go to the cooking channel

14: Off you go to the cooking channel, and receive a new set of knives on arrival.

I go to a channel with a heist movie on and participate in said heist.

6: The channel is too busy with other visitors and you get pushed out of the door, falling on your head as you go (-5hp)

I open fire at FDR with the MP-40.

16(17): YOU SHOOT, YOU SCORE. FDR is shot. Your gun now gains +3 to attack roll and +1 damage.

I jump out of the TV.

4: YOU JUST CAN'T ESCAPE and you bounce back off the TV screen into a screening of Lord of the Rings, during a battle scene. You get shot in the arm with an arrow (-7hp).

I teleport to a hospital, outside of the TV.

16: You manage to get to the hospital and become a skilled medic (+2 for healing powers)

I use the power of the force to heal my head.

13(11): The power of the force heals your poor head.

I realise I've missed a round of RTD 28 while nursing my injured leg.

15: You nurse your leg back to health and make a full recovery (+2hp)

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I combine my knives with my glasses to make a super powered weapon

 

[BSmith1068]

I avoid stealing Omega's MP-40

 

[Skwink]

I fix myself.

 

[W|M]

I watch the football.

 

[mechaerik]

I use the C4 to blow up part of the television, allowing me to escape.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I go to a hospital to get healed and stuff.

 

[Winston Hughes]

Realising that the mid-morning chat format is essentially moribund, the bear and I decide to muscle in on Simon Cowell's turf with our new show entitled 'Britain's Got Scabies', wherein the contestants sing, dance, and show off their disgusting skin conditions.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I use my force powers to blow up the TV (and everyone inside it).

 

[Red_Spy]

I go to a screening of a sci fi show, and use their teleporter to teleport me outside of the TV.

 

[Omega124]

Is he dead? If so, who won in 1932?

 

[W|M]

You didn't mention a program on which election, and FDR could've survived the assault.

If not, assume that Huey Long won.

 

[Omega124]

You didn't mention a program on which election, and FDR could've survived the assault.

If not, assume that Huey Long won.

I was hoping it was 32. America WILL take another 4 years of Hoover, whether they like it or not.

 

[Optical]

Having recovered from my injury, I take a holiday in Barcelona.

 

[Perfection]

NAPTIME FOR PERFS.

 

[Boundless]

Update in the morning!

 

[Omega124]

You never awnasered my question!

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Update in the morning!

Remember to get the update in before Saturday.

 

[Boundless]

I combine my knives with my glasses to make a super powered weapon

3: Your knives pierce your hand rather than your glasses in your attempt to combine them (-7hp damage)

I avoid stealing Omega's MP-40

14: You avoid stealing his MP-40!

I fix myself.

18(20): You completely fix yourself and become CEO of the hospital. You now have +4 to roll for healing powers and have all doctors/nurses etc as your allies.

I watch the football.

11: You watch the football...

I use the C4 to blow up part of the television, allowing me to escape.

8: The C4 fails you. You still can't escape.... (-2hp)

I go to a hospital to get healed and stuff.

8: You're at the hospital but everyone is too busy to help! (-2hp)

Realising that the mid-morning chat format is essentially moribund, the bear and I decide to muscle in on Simon Cowell's turf with our new show entitled 'Britain's Got Scabies', wherein the contestants sing, dance, and show off their disgusting skin conditions.

1: Simon Cowell isn't too impressed and uses his minions to attack you and your bear, killing him and causing you severe internal bleeding and a disgusting skin condition from one of the contestants (-11hp)

I use my force powers to blow up the TV (and everyone inside it).

8: Your forces fail you and you end up getting a headache instead... (-2hp)

I go to a screening of a sci fi show, and use their teleporter to teleport me outside of the TV.

1: The teleporter malfunctions and you die...

Having recovered from my injury, I take a holiday in Barcelona.

1: Your flight gets cancelled and you end up stuck in an airport with no food or drink causing you severe dehydration and malnourished (-11hp)

NAPTIME FOR PERFS.

6: You just can't get to sleep and your insomnia causes you severe discomfort (-4hp)

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And in answer to previous question, FDR is not dead, just in hospital bleeding severely... (see NPC's info)

 

[hoplitejoe]

Then i will just have to operate on my self.