Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[Perfection]

I break out of the transvestite like in alien.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I find a beautiful girl and ask her to marry me.

 

[Skwink]

I walk out of the TV.

 

[W|M]

I get someone to take the Big Bang from the SyFy channel to the History channel, destroying everyone on the history channel.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I escape out the tv though the smashed screen.

 

[mechaerik]

I ask the Mythbusters to give me supplies, like weapons and C4.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I sit on the TV.

 

[Omega124]

I horde sll the weapons I can get my hands onto, perferablly with at least one (1) MP-40 in the stack.

 

[civplayah]

I destroy the living room/den or whatever room the TV was in.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Orders changed.

I stop civplayah from destroying the room where the TV is in.

 

[Optical]

I set the TV on fire, so I can watch it burning. :fire:

 

[Boundless]

I find super powered glasses which fixes my eye

20: Your eye is fixed! The super powered glasses, when used, +3 to your attack roll and +3 damage against another player.

I take a flying leap out of the hole civplayah made.

6: You land on your head, still in the TV, and start bleeding. (-4hp)

I grab Yoshi and jump out of the TV, slamming him on the ground when I land.

2: You miss Yoshi as you take a flying leap into the sports channel where a game of tennis is being played and the ball hits you in the eye (-8hp)

Being famous TV mentalist Derren Brown, I hypnotise the angry bear to do my bidding.

12: You hypnotise the bear, who is now your slave.

I break out of the transvestite like in alien.

13: You break out of the transvestite.

I find a beautiful girl and ask her to marry me.

20: She adores you and accepts your marriage request. She has the power to attract any man who sees her (+3 attack, +3 damage)

I walk out of the TV.

16: You walk out of the tv into the sunlight! (+1hp)

I get someone to take the Big Bang from the SyFy channel to the History channel, destroying everyone on the history channel.

7: You don't manage to destroy anything except your own leg which is now bleeding. (-2hp)

I escape out the tv though the smashed screen.

9(7): You can't seem to fit through and cause yourself quite a bit of pain... (-2hp)

I ask the Mythbusters to give me supplies, like weapons and C4.

13: You gain weapons and a C4 from the Mythbusters...

I horde sll the weapons I can get my hands onto, perferablly with at least one (1) MP-40 in the stack.

14: You gain 1 MP-40 (+1 to attack roll) and a Machete.

I destroy the living room/den or whatever room the TV was in.

11: You completely destroy the living room.

I stop civplayah from destroying the room where the TV is in.

10: Too late, you don't manage to stop him...

I set the TV on fire, so I can watch it burning. :fire:

6: You only manage to set fire to your leg which is severely burning (-4hp)

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I blast Red Spy with my glasses before dragging him out of the TV

 

[Winston Hughes]

My new ursine chum and I start our own mid-morning chat-show called 'Bear and Brown', which is so excruciatingly banal that everyone else will tear their own ears off to avoid hearing any more of my hackneyed witticisms.

 

[W|M]

I go to Comedy Central where Scrubs is on, and get a replacement leg, which gives me a leg again and stops me bleeding.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I buy a machine gun for my wife, so we can go on rampages and kill people whenever we please.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I try to dig out of the TV instead then.

 

[Red_Spy]

I run to the history channel and aquire a musket.

 

[BSmith1068]

I don’t punch civplayah

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I kill civplayah.