Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

I book another plane for 6pm that day.
 


I let myself bleed out.

11: You bleed out...

ROLL TO DODGE!

2: You are completely destroyed by the electric shock from Abaddon (-9hp)

I stick a fork in the socket

17: You stick a fork in the tv socket, causing yet another electric shock for all in the tv (RTD!). Your fork gains super-electric powers (+2 to attack roll)

My Army and I go to the nearest other Hospital and eliminate the staff and take it over. Now we have TWO hospitals.

12: You take over the second hospital!!!

well, this isn't going very well... time for plan B.
I nuke france.

19: You completely destroy France, taking it over as your own (+4hp).

I eat the salad, giving me super powers

4: The salad turns out to be poisonous and you collapse. (-6hp)

ROLL TO DODGE!
4: The electric shock is just too much for you... and you die...

Fearing for my life, I seek out adolescent medical prodigy Doogie Howser to patch me up.

12: Doogie Howser patches you up :)

I teleport out of the TV so that the sharp ends of my pitchfork are just above Abaddon, and fall on him.

7(10): The pitchfork just misses Abaddon, and you are still stuck in the TV..

ROLL TO DODGE!

13: The electric shock doesn't seem to catch you!

I cut the power to Abaddon's house at the breaker box and put on my ski mask.

9:The power isn't cut, and your ski mask is no where to be seen....

ROLL TO DODGE

4: You are painfully electrocuted by the fork (-6hp)

I rewrite the script so that I am now the supreme dictator of the island.

11: You are now supreme dictator of the island

I book another plane for 6pm that day.

12: You manage to book yourself on a plane for 6pm.

I do shoot BSmith again. Double tap!

4: You miss and end up shooting yourself in the foot (-6hp)
 
I search radioactive France for superhero's to help me.
 
My dead body gets teleported out into a supercomputer, and I become one with the supercomputer, becomeing a supercomputer, robot, thing, named GLaDOS.
 
No hp gained at all? It seems Doogie's medical prowess is rather less impressive than I had been led to believe... :sad:

I guess I'll embark on a Rocky-style training montage, to boost my strength, speed and endurance.
 
Arriving in Barcelona, I go to the beach for a swim.
 
I bleed on Abaddon causing him to choke and suffocate.
 
Eugh.. why didn't I get hurt? I stuck a fricking fork in a socket!
 
...I took that to mean you were doing that to electrocute everyone else... not yourself!
 
You were never taught that sticking forks in sockets was dangerous?

Ok. Action: Shoot self in foot!
 
Update on its way today!
 
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