Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[Omega124]

I go to a program about the election campaign of FDR

 

[Winston Hughes]

I don’t punch civplayah

I go to a program about the election campaign of FDR

Nice moves. I was beginning to think this would be another walkover, but clearly you guys have got some game.

 

[mechaerik]

I get trained in small arms accuracy by the contestants of Top Shot.

 

[civplayah]

I attack bestrfcplayer.

 

[Skwink]

I hire a team of Mercenaries.

 

[Perfection]

13: You break out of the transvestite.

Why am I still listed as in TV?

While I wait for the answer, I'll do some jumping jacks!

 

[Boundless]

Why am I still listed as in TV?

While I wait for the answer, I'll do some jumping jacks!

Sorry, I'll change that!

 

[Boundless]

I blast Red Spy with my glasses before dragging him out of the TV

7(10): You don't manage to blast him or drag him out of the TV, so no damage is caused.

My new ursine chum and I start our own mid-morning chat-show called 'Bear and Brown', which is so excruciatingly banal that everyone else will tear their own ears off to avoid hearing any more of my hackneyed witticisms.

11: Everyone gets extremely irritated by your show... (though I love it!)

I go to Comedy Central where Scrubs is on, and get a replacement leg, which gives me a leg again and stops me bleeding.

13: You get Dr Cox to give you a new leg and stops your bleeding.

I buy a machine gun for my wife, so we can go on rampages and kill people whenever we please.

10: She doesn't want a gun, just a pair of Christian Loubitons.

I try to dig out of the TV instead then.

10(8): Ah man, you don't have a spade to hand and end up hurting your hands... (-2hp)

I run to the history channel and aquire a musket.

8: You're still stuck in the TV abyss, without a musket...

I don’t punch civplayah

18: YOU PUNCH CIVPLAYAH so hard that he falls onto his head and starts bleeding (-8hp). Your now have a superpunch (+1 to attack roll)

I kill civplayah.

3: You definitely don't. Civplayah is too busy with a bleeding head and you end up shooting yourself in the foot (-7hp). -2 to roll for every turn with bleeding head.

I go to a program about the election campaign of FDR

12: You go to a program about the election campaign of FDR.

I get trained in small arms accuracy by the contestants of Top Shot.

12: You are now trained in small arms accuracy.

I attack bestrfcplayer.

14: You attack bestrfcplayer and maul him in the face (-3hp)

I hire a team of Mercenaries.

4: The Mercenaries aren't interested in your job offer and end up attacking you instead (-7hp).

While I wait for the answer, I'll do some jumping jacks!

8: You're a bit too tired to do jumping jacks...

 

[BSmith1068]

I make sure I don’t punch Red_Spy

 

[hoplitejoe]

I give up escaping the TV and just wait to die in it.

 

[Winston Hughes]

For the first guests on 'Bear and Brown', we have the reanimated corpses of Herbert Hoover, Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, and Thomas E. Dewey.

 

[W|M]

I thank Dr Cox and kill Kenny from South Park

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I go to the cooking channel

 

[mechaerik]

I go to a channel with a heist movie on and participate in said heist.

 

[Omega124]

I open fire at FDR with the MP-40.

 

[Winston Hughes]

I open fire at FDR with the MP-40.

Damn. This guy's good. I might need to bring my A-game here.

 

[Red_Spy]

I jump out of the TV.

 

[Skwink]

I teleport to a hospital, outside of the TV.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I use the power of the force to heal my head.

 

[Optical]

I realise I've missed a round of RTD 28 while nursing my injured leg.