Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part IV)

[Takhisis]

I know, I got only one roll over ten.

Hence, my order:
HAUNT westindiaman with a mixed Argentina/Arsenal/Fluminense flag.

 

[Boundless]

Fixed!

 

[Abaddon]

I spread a nasty rumour that Boundless is a stinky poo poo face, making her cry and thus freeing from her control any player who hears the rumour.

I must admit I quite hope this is successful as I find it funny, but i'd also like the chaos from some of Boundless' actions coming off.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

From my happy mountain castle, I snipe Boundless in the head with a Dragunov

You don't have control of everyone Boundless... WIM and GamezRulez were uneffected.

I'm not affected either

 

[NinjaCow64]

I perform a traditional Russian Orthodoxy exorcism to get Boundless out of my head with VODKA!

FOR VODKA!!!

 

[Red_Spy]

I launch a Soviet Nuke at Boundless

 

[KaiserElectric]

I throw off my control of Boundless and tie him to the hull of my submarine.

 

[Boundless]

Oh god I'm going to die.

 

[Takhisis]

I thought Boundless was a she?

hope Ab hasn't had such a confusion

 

[SamSniped]

I try to take my bombs back and destroy a few Russian buildings

 

[GamezRule]

I invade all my neighbors.

 

[Abaddon]

I spread a nasty rumour that Boundless is a stinky poo poo face, making her cry and thus freeing from her control any player who hears the rumour.

8: You are unable to do anything as Boundless' grip exerts itself and you instead proclaim her awesomeness.

I enjoy my vacation in Turkey very much.

7: Pretty boring to be honest.

I take control of all players actions once more

19 (20): Oh bloody hell, sorry guys, here we go again!

Yoshi gives me his rocket boots.
Electric926 gives me his Soviet Atomic Weapons.
Catharsis takes back what he said about me being a poopooface, telling the world I am the greatest woman to ever live.
Sam Sniped gives me all his Remote Bombs
Verarde gives me his health-in-a-pack for me to use.
NinjaCow64 teaches me his vodka powers.
Red_spy gives me power over the soviet union
SouthernKing becomes my slave.

From my happy mountain castle, I snipe Boundless in the head with a Dragunov

15 (16): Zzziip! The bullet flies through her shoulder, breaking off her control. (-4HP)

I perform a traditional Russian Orthodoxy exorcism to get Boundless out of my head with VODKA!

FOR VODKA!!!

18 (19): You knock her out with such force you leave her stunned!

I launch a Soviet Nuke at Boundless

16: You don't have a Soviet Nuke, but you avoid Boundless' control.

I throw off my control of Boundless and tie him to the hull of my submarine.

6: Oh, oh, You have to do as she says..and give up your submarine's weapons!

I try to take my bombs back and destroy a few Russian buildings

9: Oh no! You can't resist her... and you hand over the bombs.

I invade all my neighbors.

16: Sadly you are a bit busy for that, being stuck in jail...

 

[Catharsis]

I pull Boundless's hair.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I will forgive Boundless (this time) and simply take my weapons back.

By the way, if she was stunned by Ninja Cow's action, how was she able to mind control me?

 

[W|M]

When I return from my Turkish vacation, I take Boundless on a friendly trip to the Arctic ocean, and then push her in.

 

[SamSniped]

I kill myself(I don't have enough time, and my death is inevitable if I don't play, so just kill my character off now)

 

[Red_Spy]

I become Premier again.

 

[Verarde]

I attempt to refine my telekinesis, making it more powerful.

 

[Takhisis]

I usurp SamSniped's place and take over his body from the grave!!!

 

[Boundless]

I can't roll, but these bad boys can

Yoshi attacks west india man with his boots.
Electric hits himself over the head, killing himself.
Cath eats himself alive.
Sam Sniped throws a grenade he finds on the floor at verarde.
Verarde glues the health-in-a-pack to himself so he has -2hp for the rest of the game.
NinjaCow64 breaks a nail.
Red_spy cuddles a bomb which explodes.
SouthernKing trips up on a sword which suitably goes right through his chest.